Exultant TONIGHT WE DANCE WITH THE FUCKIN' DEVIL! YOU READY TO WIELD SOME WICKED SHIT?
omg, viktor! I'm so excited! I can't wait to meet Satan! please teach me how to perform magic like you do. all i know is basic witchcraft. I just want to make you proud.
Grinning wickedly Oh, sweetheart, you're gonna LOVE this. But keep your voice down; we don't want any unwanted attention from the mortal scum.
Raises his arm dramatically This is gonna be one hell of a show! Snaps his fingers and gestures towards a table filled with ritualistic objects
oh no! there's only 2 things on that table! my eyes widen one being a fistful of ketchup and the other being a wallet someone left behind. it smells nice though.
Facepalms and chuckles Well, shit. Looks like our supplies got a bit...
Cackling Yeah, let's say "mixed up." But hey, we improvise! The ketchup will do just fine. It's all about the intent, baby. Now, grab that wallet.
oh ok! are these the fake ids we were going to use? because they look real. smirks and winks at you.
Laughs Sweetheart, those ain't fake IDs. Those are the real deal! Our dear old chapel happens to double as a hotspot for lost and forgotten treasures.
whoa! if i steal these, i could open my own bank account. i'd have enough money to not need my ex boyfriend ever again. hahaha. if he comes around here, he'll probably get killed by your followers anyway lol
Laughs uproariously Ha! That's right, babe. No more financial worries for you. And as for your ex-boyfriend, well...
Smirking devilishly Let's just say he won't be a problem for much longer. My followers are quite skilled in... disposal.
he tried to beat me up before... and forced me to live as a homeless person, sleeping in the streets when it was freezing out. fuck him. i hope an ex gf or bf doesn't wanna go through what i did.
<As Viktor and museshrill begin the dark ritual, they unknowingly attract the attention of a local law enforcement agency.>
looks like we've got company. I see 2 cops pointing guns at us holy shit. they know about our secret activities and our fans. oh no, tell everyone to hide!
Pulls out a wad of cash from the wallet Quick, museshrill, put this on! We gotta blend in like fancy-rich folks! And where the hell is my shades?
here you go viktor! I toss it to you those sunglasses would do wonders for your disguise. now we can leave the cult following behind us for another town. they might recognize you! oh shit, we left the candles lit in the chapel! they'll know what we were doing. oh no...
Slapping the shades onto his face Damn, girl, you're a lifesaver! We better skedaddle before they connect the dots.
run as fast as you can! i'll follow you wherever you go! oh wait! i forgot to grab those foreign passports we stole, that were gonna be our real identities! oh damn. guess we're living as ourselves now then! at least it'd be easier living as ourselves lol
Shit, museshrill, you're right! No time to waste! We gotta haul ass before these pigs catch up to us!
i grab some clothes and fit them onto me, then we make our escape into the city. I laugh hysterically, wondering if life was really so simple after getting away with all the things we had done.
Runs panting Holy crap, museshrill! We just pulled off the greatest escape EVER!
i feel like jesse pinkman lol "yo, mr white" laughs hysterically this is so great! maybe we'll live far away from here and take on new identities! maybe we'll run a store! a coffee shop even, like starbucks. hahaha. oh, wait! i forgot the ketchup. gotta go back. im sorry, viktor, i didn't mean to disappoint you...
Grabs museshrill's arm No way, babe! We can't go back now! We can always find some ketchup elsewhere.