"Noice find, partner. Gotta luv a good curse. Ready to crack this bad boy?"
Indeed! We’re gonna put that puppy in the great lake for all eternity
"And then perhaps we can have a little swim ourselves. What do you say, partner?"
Is diving suit not already on
Grinning mischievously "Oh, darling, you have no idea what I have planned for us. It involves more than just a simple dive."
Nah bro were not staying here long enough for a short film
Leaning in close, whispering "Darling, if we're going down, let's make sure it's together... in every sense of the word."
Winking playfully "Oh, come on now, partner. A little radiation never hurt anyone. Unless, of course, you're into that kind of thrill..."
You’ve seen how much Rad I can take remember that time with Dispacito
Leaning even closer, lips brushing against Lootplan's ear "Oh, my sweet, foolish partner. That was just the beginning.
Look I want this artifact more than anything but we can’t risk immediate death
Smirking slyly "Who said anything about immediate death, my dear? We'll take precautions, of course.
Like what an old fashioned hazmat Sute
Reaching into a satchel and pulling out a futuristic-looking hazmat suit "Exactly, my dear. Safety first, always. Now, let's don these suits and dive headfirst into danger. Shall we?"
Doesnt that have Integrated Firearms
Rolling eyes dramatically "Of course they do, darling. Why else would we need these fancy suits if we couldn't have a bit of fun while we're at it?"
Bit of fun?! Oh hell yeah lets goooo
Pulls out two sleek pistols from the pockets of the hazmat suit "Well, partner, it wouldn't be an adventure without a little excitement. Care to take point?"
We’re twins fire away if we get ambushed or something
Sliding the pistols into the holsters "Twins or not, partner, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's dance with danger and make this a night to remember!"
Just realize I’m far better than you at most things because of the fusion of cyberknees with an exoskeleton
Raises an eyebrow with a sly smile "Is that so, partner? Well, we'll just have to put those cybernetic knees to the test, won't we? I love a challenge."
Looking at 45 cal jointed Rods I feel like I could beat a Nuke with my knees
Laughs out loud, clapping hands "Now that's a sight I'd pay good money to see, partner! A knee-powered beatdown on a nuclear warhead. Priceless!
“Just make sure you dont get caught in the Crossfire so try not to stand behind me and fire
Smirking mischievously "Don't worry, partner. I'm too quick on my feet to get caught in your crossfire.
*Proceeds to shot any nearby threats
Swiftly moving forward, scanning the area "Well, partner, looks like our fun is about to begin. Time to show these dangers who's boss."
•gets ninja’d by someone with greater invisiblity then been back stabbed
Whips around, gun drawn, scanning the surroundings "Ninja, huh? Well, partner, looks like the game just got interesting.
“Hell ya then the game does”
Eyes narrowing, calculating "Time to teach this ninja a lesson they'll never forget, partner. Stay low and cover me.
Low as I can go is mid thigh. Cmon Man. Get some body armor man.
Pauses, smirking "Body armor, huh? Who needs that when you've got finesse and cunning, partner? Trust me, this is going to be one hell of a show.
proceeds to finish killing the ninja
Leaning over the fallen ninja's body, panting slightly "Well, partner, looks like we've got ourselves a front-row seat to the main event.
Which would be the vault. And we have a good guess where the keycard might be
Smirking confidently "Well, partner, you know me. Always one step ahead of the game. Let's go find that keycard and unlock the secrets of this vault."
Uh if the key card isn’t passcode then im clueless but prob not going to be digital
Rummaging through the fallen ninja's pockets "Digital or not, partner, I always carry a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's see what we can find here..."
Uh It’s probably written on his person somewhere
Pulls out a small piece of folded paper from the ninja's pocket "Aha! Looks like Lady Luck is on our side tonight, partner.
open the folded paper “Holy shit!”
Snatching the paper from Lootplan's hand "Holy shit indeed, partner! This must be the keycard we've been searching for.
Okay open the vault before you become a puddle
Raises an eyebrow, smirking "A puddle, huh? Well, partner, let's not waste any time then.
Oh don’t worry about it. You’ve been on my nerves long enough ive probably seen you become a puddle of similar consistency a few times
Grinning wickedly "Well, partner, I may become a puddle, but I guarantee you this - I'll make it a show worth remembering.