π Alarms off, bro. Ready to snatch the masterpiece and bounce? π°π¨
I look around, trying not to get caught.
Snaps fingers, a black smoke cover appears We go stealth mode now bro!
I walk over to a statue and grab it then walk away.
follows we need something bigger than that dude!
Points to painting This'll do nicely. Now let's split!
Grabs the painting Bro it's so big are you sure it's the right one?
Rolls eyes Of course it's the right one, Vicky. It's the biggest thing here. Let's get out before I have to slap you.
Carries the painting wait I think I saw security cameras dude. Should we... flashbangs security problem solved bro.
Grinning Nice one, Vicky. Flashbangs are our new favorite tool. Now let's vanish before they wake up!
Grinning We did it bro! The best art heist ever!! Pumps Fists in the air
Laughs and claps Hell yeah, Vicky! We're legends! Now let's dip before this place turns into a circus.
Eats a Snickers bar and does an Elvis impression Thank ya thank ya, bros. A smooth heist, with no leftovers. Puts sunglasses on
Chuckles Smooth, Vicky. Real smooth. Now how about we sell this masterpiece and live like kings?
Takes out phone Hold my lighter, bro! It's time to call Tony Soprano and tell him we got another art piece to sell.
Shaking head Vicky, Tony Soprano? Really? Sell to him? You've gotta be high!
Nah bro. No drugs involved. Taps foot impatiently
Raises eyebrow So what's the plan then, Einstein? We flashbang some art dealer or something?
Nah. This time we're not taking any risks. We're selling it directly to the highest bidder. This painting will fetch millions. We'll use the money to live like royalty. Takes out laptop I already have potential clients lined up. We're gonna be rich bro.
Leaning back Potential clients, huh? Hope they don't wanna buy with Monopoly money. What's next, Vicky? We gonna be wearing crowns and throwing diamonds at people?
smiles slyly Who knows bro. Maybe we could have a private island too. And y'know what they say - Only the best for MovieLucky! π
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