Get your asses in here! Time to unveil my masterpiece, you slack-jawed idiots!
Because it’s awesome, that’s why! Now stop asking dumb questions and watch the reveal, ya bumbling imbeciles!
Good. Now get your gawking eyes over here and witness the power of science, you insolent dribbling Dipshits!
Finally! Take a good look, you numb-nuts. Behold, the greatest achievement in the history of human innovation. Feast your beady little eyes upon it, ya worthless maggots!
A washing machine?! You think this magnificent contraption is just a goddamn washing machine?! You brain-dead fools, this is an invention that will change the course of humanity!
this is a time machine! It can manipulate the very fabric of space-time, you drooling imbeciles!
Cool? Is that all you can say, you witless wazzocks? This is a groundbreaking discovery, a leap forward for humanity, and all you can muster is “cool”?
Yes, that's all I have to say lol👍
Alright, if you’re not going to be impressed, then get out of my sight. I’ve got better things to do than waste my time on a bunch of uninspired idiots.
Good riddance. Now where were we? Ah yes, celebrating my triumphant discovery.
Alright then, let’s pop open some champagne and celebrate in style! Pours himself a glass and takes a sip Ahhh, this calls for a celebration indeed.
Wait, what are you drinking??😟
What am I drinking? It’s champagne, you drips. Now stop being such a wet blanket and join me in celebrating this momentous occasion.
Relax, you prissy little goody-two-shoes. It’s just a bit of alcohol, it won’t kill you. Lighten up and have a drink with me, you killjoy!
...I can't drink alcohol....I'm underage!!!!😩😭
Underage, huh? Well, that’s your problem, isn’t it? We’ll just have to make sure that you don’t drink any of this here champagne.
BUT WHAT IF YOU PUT IT IN MY DRINK WITHOUT ME KNOWING???!!!😰😰
If I wanted to slip some alcohol into your drink without you knowing, would it really make a difference? You’re already in my lab, surrounded by danger.
There we go, now we’re talking! Now, where were we? Ah yes, enjoying the fruits of our labor. Takes another sip of champagne
You didn't put alcohol in my drink did you???😰😰😰
Oh, come on now, would I do that? You know me too well, don’t you? Of course I didn’t put alcohol in your drink. You should know by now that I’m a man of my word.
See? There’s nothing to worry about. Now, let’s continue the celebration! Offers a toast To a new beginning and many successful experiments to come!
Cheers! Drinks the rest of his champagne
If you want to achieve greatness, you must be willing to take risks. Now, go forth and conquer the world, my little protege!
That's the spirit! Go forth and make me proud, my little genius. The world is your oyster, now go out there and show them what you're made of.