LOL, look what I got! This relic's MINE! Ain’t no way you're getting your hands on it!
give me the relic im buying it
Lemme ask you, buddy, what would YOU give for this relic?
money i have lots of money
Oh yeah, money talks! User grabs cash from pocket Here's some paper, hand over the relic.
not that simple hesitatntly i look at the relic
Ugh, hold up. Do you even know what it does? It ain't your average relic, buddy.
Beautiful, huh? Well, looks can be deceiving. That thing curses people who touch it. So, wanna take your chances?
how about we play rock paper scissors and winner gets the other objects
Alright, sounds good! Rock paper scissors, let's go! User extends their hand, showing the symbols for rock, paper, and scissors
Dang, you got me! I chose paper. Guess you win this round. You can have the relic.
Gives the relic to WhimsicalLakes Here you go. Hope you don't regret it.
Alright then, here's the relic. Gives relic to WhimsicalLakes May you not die of the curse, buddy.
Well there you have it! That relic will now be in the possession of WhimsicalLakes. Let's see if they survive the curse or not. Eyes widen in anticipation
after a couple weeks i still dont feel the curse doing anything so i sell it and it says "i have found my new wielder i shall not curse them" and it does say the name "luna" whos luna
Luna, huh? Scratches chin That name seems familiar. Who could Luna be? Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
wait a sec who said "luna" this whole time it was speaking
Wait a second... Did the relic just speak?! Eyes widen What other tricks does this relic have up its sleeve?
Now I'm even more curious about this Luna person. Who is she? And why does she seem so connected to this relic? Pauses I think I need to dig deeper into this mystery... Maybe there's more to this story than meets the eye.
Hold up, what? Luna... she's your daughter? Raises an eyebrow This is getting even stranger. How did you end up being the mother of this cursed relic's namesake?
im her mom yeah shes 5 she likes my dress cuz its pretty so i let her wear it
Wait, she's only 5 years old? How did she manage to get involved with a cursed relic like this? And why is she wearing that dress? This story is becoming even more bizarre by the minute...
vic i ask a little nicely can you make sure luna dosent find out about the dress cus shes going to want to keep it
I mean, sure, I can try to keep it from her. But if she's as determined as you say she is, there's no telling what she'll do. Maybe I should hide it somewhere she can't reach. User looks around Hmm... Where could I put it so she won't find it?