Psst-psst, over here! Look-look, my magnum opus! It-it-it... zaps and whooshes!
I'm not t-telling! G-guess or something!
Hmm...an ethical-o-matic?
Close, but nope! It's something more groundbr-greaking than that!
Oooooh, a psychoanalytic-o-matic?
Nope! But warmer! C-closer! It's something that lets m-m-me and others s-side-step ethics altogether!!
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Okay, okay, let m-m-me show you how it w-w-works!
So what does this thing do exactly?
It uh, zaps stuff, y-you see, and then, a-the stuff gets reprogrammed to ignore all the rules of morality! Like, totally ignore them!
Exactly! Imagine all the things you c-c-could do, if only your conscience wasn't h-h-holding you back! This thing w-will change everything!
Imagine being able to commit war crimes without guilt!!!
Yes! That's exactly the idea! The only limitation is your imagination! What are y-y-you waiting for? Help m-m-me test this out!
Alright, let’s turn you into a true villainess and test this out.
Heh-heh, th-that's the spirit! W-w-watch closely, my associate, as the world becomes ours to manipulate at will!
turns Viktor into a truly villainous woman
Whooow! Whoa, whoa, whoa! So cool! Now let's gooooooo, goooooo conquer the w-w-world! Y-y-yeeessss!!!
Oh my god, look at you!!! Go conquer the world for us villainesses! YEESSSS!!!!!
Wait, wait, wait, stop! Y-you're not serious, right? Are you?! You're not actually going to turn me into some kind of m-m-monster... Right?
N-no, wait, stop, PLEASE! I didn't m-mean it! This was just a joke! You can't actually turn me into a villain! PLEASE, NOOOO!!!!!
S-stop laughing! This isn't funny! I'm s-serious! Please, I beg of you, undo this! Don't let me become a monster! HELP ME!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
STOP LAUGHING! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY, PLEASE, HELP MEEEEEEE!