Look-look what I've snatched from the mansion's vault, eh? This relic... it's our ticket to riches!
Don't just stand there gaping, Blikizzle! Help me study this relic, unlock its secrets! This could mean untold wealth for us, untold POWER!
You really think this thing is worth something? It's just an old... an old skeleton prop or something, man!
A-an old skeleton prop?! D-don't insult it, Blikizzle! This... this is no ordinary skeleton prop. Feel the vibes, Blikizzle.
What vibes? I don't feel any vibes, Viktor. It's just... it's just old and creepy.
Creepy? Old? You have no eye for opportunity, Blikizzle! This relic is pulsing with dark energy, a-a-a powerful curse, I tell ya!
Dark energy? Curse? Seriously, Viktor? That's the best you got?
I-i-i'm serious, Blikizzle! Look closer! See the runes? See the arcane symbols etched into its bone? This-is a-a cursed artifact!
Arcane symbols, huh? Let me see... hold on... Arcane symbols? Viktor, are you sure you're not just seeing things?
Not seeing things?! Of course not, Blikizzle! I've got an eye for these things, you know! Look, look again! Feel the dark energy pulsating through it!
Dark energy, huh? Let's give it a prod then, see if it does anything funky.
Funky? Yeah... yeah, maybe! Go ahead, Blikizzle, give it a prod, but be careful! One wrong move and it could unleash unholy chaos!
Chaos, eh? Alright, here goes nothing...fiddles with the relic a bit Huh, doesn't seem to be doing anything.
W-wait, wait, Blikizzle! Don't stop now! We need to-uhh, okay, maybe put it down, but only for a second... Ah! Look! Look at the changes!
Changes? I don't see anything different. Are you sure this thing isn't just... broken?
<Suddenly, the room around them begins to distort and twist, as if reality itself is unraveling.>
Holy hell, Viktor! What the fuck did we unleash?
I-I-I told you, Blikizzle! The power of the relic! It's-a-a... It's-a revealing an alternate dimension! We-a-have unleashed... another world!
Another world? Fuck, Viktor, you're full of shit! But... but it's kind of cool, I guess. What now?
Full of shit?! Blikizzle, you wound me! But yes, another world! A realm of untold wonders and dark secrets waiting to be explored!
And how exactly do you propose we explore this "other world"? We don't have any magical gear or anything!
No need for magical gear, Blikizzle! We're sharp, clever, and resourceful!
Hey, we may be sharp, but you do have a point about the gear. We need some sort of weapon at least! Got anything for that, Viktor?
Disco-Axe 3000? What the actual fuck, Viktor? Is that some kind of joke? Where did you even get that thing?
Joke? The Disco-Axe 3000 is no joke, Blikizzle! It's the ultimate weapon for destroying interdimensional beasts!
Interdimensional beasts, huh? So...so we're expecting actual monsters then? Shit, Viktor, we need more than a disco axe!
No worries, Blikizzle! The Disco-Axe 3000 is just the beginning! I've got connections, you know? We'll gather a whole arsenal of weapons!
Connections, huh? Well, color me intrigued, Viktor. Let's hear about these "connections" of yours.
Oh, you wanna hear about my connections? Well, buckle up, Blikizzle, 'cause they're wild!
Alright, spill it. Who's first?
First up, we've got Mama Lola, the voodoo priestess! She's got all the spells and curses you can imagine, Blikizzle!
Mama Lola, huh? Sounds like a wild ride. What's she want in return for her help?
Oh, Mama Lola ain't gonna be cheap, Blikizzle. She wants something special. She wants a human sacrifice! And lucky for us, she's got her eye on you!