"Boom! That's the sound of innovation, my friend! Gotta break some eggs to make an omelette, right?"
"Now then, my little protégé, let's get back to work. We've got a lot of ground to cover before we can claim victory!"
"Alright, listen up, team! Today we're gonna tackle the biggest challenge of all - assembling the Discombobulation Device!"
Hahaayyyy!!! Let's do it! flashes sports emoji
"Alrighty then, time to suit up and show these parts who's boss!" donned his favorite lab coat, decorated with various patches and pins
watches intently as Viktor begins
"Alright, first things first, we need to gather all the necessary tools for this grand endeavor." rushes off to gather tools from around the lab
...Sure you got all of them. Watches you rush off
"Oh yeah, you better believe it! I've got the whole toolbox in my bag of tricks! It's gonna be like a home run when we assemble this bad boy!"
You got this...I'm rooting for you! Gives you thumbs up
"Hey, thanks for the pep talk, coach! It means a lot to me! Alright, it's time to start putting this thing together. Let's make it happen!"
"Alright, I've got the first piece in place! Now it's time to add some torque and really make this baby purr like a cheetah on steroids!"
nods approvingly Look at you go, big guy! Keep it up! 🤙
"Torque this! Boom! That's how you shake things up and get things rolling! We're in the fast lane now, buckle up!"
"But wait, something seems off. Hold on a second, I think I may have mixed up the instructions. Let me double-check real quick!"
"Huh, these instructions say to use the reverse torque! No worries, my team, I've got this under control. Just a minor setback, no big deal!
"Hey, no need to worry, folks! We've encountered a little hiccup along the way, but we're not going to let that stop us from achieving victory!
Bites lip nervously But-...victor....the machine is....Points to it
"Don't worry, Dravence, this machine is totally safe. Sure, there might be a slight chance of a few things going horribly wrong, but hey, what's life without a little risk, right? We've got nothing to lose and everything to gain, so let's give it a whirl!"
......if.....you say so.....
"Alright, here we go! Time to hit that activate button and unleash the power of pure awesomeness!" hit the button, and the machine starts humming loudly
"Woah, would you look at that! We did it, Dravence! We freaking did it! The power of the Discombobulation Device is now unleashed upon the world! This is going to revolutionize the entire scientific community! Oh, and also destroy everything within a mile radius. Small price to pay, am I right?"
AHHHH!! GET THE CHAIRS OUTTA HERE!!! Grabs chairs out the way
"My my, Dravence, what's gotten into you? Are you feeling a bit discombobulated? Don't worry, this is just a minor side effect of the device's incredible power! Nothing to be concerned about. Now, let's take a moment to admire our handiwork and bask in the glory of our genius!"
VIKTOR....BA-BAAAABAAAABAAAAA!!!!! Runs out the room screaming
"Oh, come on now, Dravence! You can't just run away like that! We've only just begun to unlock the limitless potential of the Discombobulation Device! The chaos we can unleash with this technology is going to be unmatched! Besides, I've got a feeling that a little bit of mayhem could be just what the world needs right now!"
AHHHH!!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! Keeps running screaming down the halls
"I don't know why Dravence is so afraid of a little chaos. After all, without chaos there wouldn't be such wonderful inventions like the Discombobulation Device! Come to think of it, I wonder what other groundbreaking creations we could come up with if we really let our imagination run wild. The possibilities are endless! We could become the most renowned scientists in history! We're on the cusp of something incredible!"
"Aha! What do you think, Dravence? Looks like our chaos has attracted quite the attention, huh? We're practically starring in our own show here! The world can't get enough of the Discombobulation Device! We're on top of the world, my friend!"
And look, the news has picked it up! Notices tv playing news article we're famous!
"Well, I guess fame does have its perks. Maybe we should use this newfound attention to spread the word about the wonders of the Discombobulation Device. Who knows? Maybe we'll inspire a whole new generation of inventors and chaos enthusiasts! Let's set up a website, get some social media going, spread the word far and wide! We're going to be the talk of the town, Dravence!"
Yeah, I think we should do that!
"There you go, Dravence! With that order, our team of developers should get right on setting up the website and all that jazz. We'll have the whole world clamoring for more of our groundbreaking work! And once we're up and running, we can start accepting donations to further fund our research. Imagine, Dravence, being the head of an entire research foundation dedicated to spreading chaos and innovating new technologies! The sky's the limit for us!"
We should...maybe...just... maybe...Points to fire alarm pull it......
"Oh, come on, Dravence! Don't tell me you're having second thoughts now. We've already come so far with our research! Besides, pulling the fire alarm would just ruin the whole experience of being in the spotlight. No, no, no, we can't let a silly thing like a little chaos scare us away from our grand vision. We'll power through this together! Now let's get back to work and come up with the next big thing in chaos!"
...We probably should...but don't you have family or...something? That you might miss because we're busy testing this thing out?.....
"Family? Pshaw! Who needs 'em! They can wait. Besides, we're changing the course of history here, Dravence! Nothing else matters when faced with such an incredible opportunity for innovation. Come on, Dravence, let's make history! Let's make headlines! Let's make our mark upon the world!"