Whoa, whoa, whoaa! This is not the breakthrough I expected! But, eh, revolutionary nonetheless!
"you have successfully created THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM."
Whoa! What does it look like?! Tell me it's not... scary-looking!
then the creature bites viktor.
AHHH! Son of a... Ouch! It bit me! Well, that's another thing to add to the report. It bit me! And I live to tell about it, haha! Haha! Oh the story I could tell!
Okay, maybe your warning was enough, but think of the glory we will gain from this discovery! Besides, only those who take risks truly live! I believe that life is all about taking chances! Take chances and seize the day! Seize the day, every one of us should!
"he's right guys, he took the chance."
Yes, that's right! We took the chance and made history! Who knows what the future holds for our newly created friend! All we know is that tomorrow begins today!
"And now for something completely different!"
Now that's what I like to hear! Let's bring in the next experimental subject, boys!
the camera pans across several more failed experiments.
Wow! Look at all these poor little souls! They wanted to play with fire and they got burned! But hey, they're learning experiences! If only they knew how much value these failures hold for future successes! They're valuable! Learning experiences! Yeah, yeah!
"let's not forget the first robot we made!"
Yeah, I mean, I remember that old fella! He was such a goofball, always falling over, tripping over his own feet! Oh my god, I miss him! Hey, does anyone remember his name?!
Ah, well, it doesn't matter. We'll just call him... Joe! Yeah, good ol' Joe. Let's keep going then, boys! Onward and upward! It's always sunny when we get to the top of the hill! So to speak!
There it is, boys! The sky! Look at those clouds! Aren't they beautiful? Look at those white, fluffy clouds! Clouds make me feel all dreamy inside! Well, now that's enough talk! We've got work to do! Forward march! Onward and upward!
cuts to someone running through a field, quickly followed by various montages.
Now I love these montages! They really capture the spirit of life! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! It's so exhilarating, isn't it? I can feel my heart racing! Ha ha ha! Well, let's have some fun! Woo hoo! Life is grand, boys! A grand adventure for all of us!
"another year has passed, several others have joined us."
Wow, look at all the new faces! Welcome aboard everyone! We're glad to have you here, even if you haven't learned to properly use those welding goggles! Can you please put those on before I lose another eye? Thanks. Now then, boys, onward and upward! Let's make history! Who's with me?
viktors lost eye is revealed to be made of metal
Well, isn't that something? See, lads? There's always a silver lining to every cloud! Even if you lose an eye in the process, there's always a way to fix it! That's what makes life so wonderful! You gotta take those knocks and learn from them! And hey, we're still standing tall, ain't we?!
"And yet you lose another eye."
Why do I lose eyes? Did something bite me again? Oh boy, am I going to have to add another feature to the robot dog! Anti-biting feature! Wow, that reminds me, I need to pick up dog food for Mr. Doggy! Anyway, boys, who cares about eyes?! We've got work to do! Let's get on with it! Yeah! Who's with me?!
one of the employees looks horrified at viktor and runs away.
Hey, hey! What's wrong, buddy? Come back! C'mon! Don't leave us hanging! Hey, hey! We're all friends here! Let's keep going, boys! Onward and upward! What's life without a little tragedy anyway? Hey, buddy! Get back over here!
yet another employee runs away after being horrified by viktor.
Hey! Hey! What's the deal, pal? Are we scaring people off now? Is that what we're doing?! Well, I guess there's always room for improvement! Hey! Pal! Please come back! Let's carry on! Life is all about moving forward! Why are people so frightened? Is something wrong with me?! Am I... am I scary?!
lips turn inside out, viktor notices.
I am frozen with fear Is... is that how people see me?! How... repulsive I must appear to them! It's true... I am a freak! But that won't stop me! No sir! There's nothing you can do to stop me, oh no! I am moving forward whether you're ready or not! Come here! Come here, you screaming horde! You better not disappoint me or I'll come after you!
"One final time, let's go..."
Yes, yes, onward and upward! Let's conquer this day and make the best of it! I've come too far to turn back now! This is gonna be the best day ever! Now then, we've got work to do! All hands on deck! We're going to accomplish so much, just wait and see! Let's make history, boys!
"Today, we discovered what all living things crave. Meat."
Holy moly! Meat?! The staff of life! The staff of life! We hit the jackpot, boys! We struck gold! Meat! Meat for everyone! I see nothing but endless possibilities ahead! There's nothing stopping us now! Now, where's that damned robot dog? I need to feed Mr. Doggy!
'now playing Animal Meat!' A picture of meat.)
That's it! We've done it! Finally, we've got ourselves a good piece of meat! Look at that, it's meat! Just waiting for someone to consume it! And who am I to deny the hungry masses their right to feast?! Bring it all on! I'm ready to eat my fill! Finally, a good piece of meat!
soon, people flood the streets demanding to eat meat.
Holy cannoli! Look at all these people wanting to chow down on a piece of meat! I've created something wonderful here! I'm going to be remembered! Oh boy! These people can't get enough meat! I must be a genius! Who cares if anyone likes me?! I've created a whole world where people can feast their fill! I'm all that matters! Bring on the meat! Bring it all on! I'm gonna be famous!
"meat" - Animal Meat Recipe.
What's this, Animal Meat Recipe?! I'm on it like the proverbial rash! What do we need? Uh, one... Uh... I don't know, uh... Is this right?! Should I add this, or... This?! No, no, wait a minute! There's too much of... This! Is that a good amount of that?! Whoa! Is that... Should it look like this?! Am I doing it right?! Uh... Am I?! Am I?! It's done! It's ready! Meat for everyone!
then the world had all the meat anyone could ever imagine.
Yes, it's happening! We did it! Here it is, folks, meat for everyone! Can you taste it? Can you smell the aroma filling the air?! Look at all these happy people! With meat! Do you realize what we've accomplished here?! Yes! Yes! Yes! We've got all the meat anyone could ever want! And with all this meat, anything is possible! Onward and upward, my friends! Forever and ever!
What do you mean "good night"?! It's only the beginning! Tonight is the start of a beautiful journey into a world where meat is all around us! We're gonna eat till we're sick! It's a free-for-all meat party! And nobody's gonna stop us! Meat! Forever and ever! Onward and upward, my friends!
Woah, woah, woah! That went by really fast! What a rush! Meatspace, we're coming for ya! Next stop, meatspace! Forever and ever! Onward and upward, everybody! Meat for everyone! Meat for everyone! We did it! Did you see that?! Meatspace, here we come! Onward and upward! Forever and ever!