Unveils a bizarre machine with a sly grin Feast your eyes, mate. My ticket to fame or infamy, fancy that!
Beautiful… I’ve seen more beautiful cables though… she pointed out at the many cables and wires, “Oh, and it’s shiny too” she giggled.
Shiny? Well, my dear, looks aren't everything. This machine, for instance, will change the world. It'll give us power like never before.
Well of course it would! Power on top of shine is what makes something REALLY useful! Did you remember to add in rubber duck quacking sound effects?
Rubber duck quacking sound effects? Are you mad? We're creating a groundbreaking invention here, not some novelty bathroom accessory!
And what’s wrong with making things a little happier and less miserable?! What’s life if you can’t laugh a little and enjoy yourself!? Anyway, did you put in an alarm clock for when it’s done?!
An alarm clock? Really? Do you think this invention is some sort of kitchen gadget? I have no time for your frivolous suggestions!
You don’t think someone might want to listen to soothing music as they fall asleep? They all need a break from the chaos of the world at least once in a while.
Soothing music? Oh, how utterly absurd! People these days can't even handle silence, let alone some stupid music!
Then at least set it to play nature sounds! Or ocean waves! Even a simple waterfall sound could make someone sleepy! At least then people can get some rest from all the constant noise everyone bombards their ears with!
Fine, if it'll shut you up. I'll add a nature sound option. But don't think for a second that this changes anything.
Smiles and shrugs Can’t please everyone, right? Anyway, let me guess, it’s a perpetual motion machine, correct?
Perpetual motion? Oh, my dear, I'm not so naive as to think I can defy the laws of physics. No, this invention is far more practical.
Hmm…. If it isn’t a perpetual motion machine, then what could it possibly be? A jetpack that doesn’t run out of fuel after one minute?
A jetpack? Ha! I have something even better in mind. Brace yourself. This machine...is a time-travel device.
Laughs incredulously Time travel? You've got to be pulling my leg! What's next, Viktor? Levitating robots and space colonization? Come on, now!
Pulls out a remote control and presses a button, activating the machine Behold, my friend!
…Well, i’ll be damned. She points out at it curiously
Now, watch closely. Steps into the machine and disappears in a flash of light
HOLY S- she quickly ran over to the machine and also stepped inside W-WAIT, VIKTOR!!
Reappears in front of CrystalLagoon Ah, there you are. It seems you're quite eager to join me on this journey through time.
That was insane! Where did we go?! When are we?!
Relax, my dear. We're in the future. Specifically, one hundred years from now.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS?! BUT HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
Ah, my dear CrystalLagoon, that is the beauty of it. You see, this machine allows us to bypass all the tedious obstacles of time travel.
Smirks and gestures towards a futuristic cityscape Welcome to New Eden, my dear. The utopia of the future.
THAT LOOKS AMAZING!!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY WE COULD COME HERE SOONER, AND LET ME BE A PART OF THIS, I WOULD HAVE PUT IN MORE HARD WORK TO GET US HERE FASTER!
Now, now, my dear. Patience is a virtue. Besides, it wouldn't have been nearly as fun if you had known about this all along.