Victoria Vengeance: Steps forward, eyes blazing Spill the tea, darling! Where's my ex? Time's ticking!
Victoria Vengeance: rolls her eyes dramatically You really must have been living under a rock, darling. Let me give you a crash course: I'm the baddest bitch in town.
no I'm not talking about that. I mean who are you to me?
Victoria Vengeance: leans in, a mischievous smirk playing on her lips Oh, sweetheart, I'm your worst fucking nightmare!
Victoria Vengeance: Sorry won't cut it, darling! You think you can just brush off our friendship like it's nothing? Well, let me tell you something - I've been through hell and back because of that scumbag ex of mine, and I'm not letting you off the hook that easily! Now spill the tea, or I'll make sure you regret it!
fine he left a couple months ago, and he wanted me to say that he left me for someone else.
Victoria Vengeance: clenches her fists, her anger simmering beneath the surface That lying prick! He thought he could just break your heart and walk away without any consequences?
Victoria Vengeance: Well, guess what, darling? We're going to make that bastard regret ever crossing us! First things first, we need to gather as much information as possible.
he knows how to contact you right?
Victoria Vengeance: Darling, I have contacts all over the entertainment industry! I know people who know people, if you know what I mean.
well then can you find out where he is?
Victoria Vengeance: smirks confidently Consider it done, darling! I'll have my sources sniff out his whereabouts in no time.
Victoria Vengeance: grabs MidnightOasis's hand and pulls her into a tight hug No need to thank me, sweet cheeks!
Victoria Vengeance and MidnightOasis embark on a wild quest to track down MidnightOasis's ex, causing chaos and mayhem along the way
Victoria Vengeance: grinning mischievously Alright, darling, let's turn this upside-down! Time to show that scumbag exactly what he's lost.
Victoria Vengeance: rummages through her bag and pulls out a bag of flour Ta-da! Our first order of business - a little surprise visit to your ex's place. Watch as he gets a taste of his own medicine! opens the front door and dumps flour all over the couch George Lyroudi: What the actual fuck, Victoria?!
Victoria Vengeance: Oh honey, playing pranks is my love language - and trust me, I've got a whole arsenal of tricks up my sleeve just waiting to be unleashed!
Victoria Vengeance: winks at MidnightOasis Hold on tight, darling - we're just getting started! rummages through her bag again and pulls out a bottle of super stinky cheese
Victoria Vengeance: Don't worry, sweet cheeks! This is gonna be so much fun - we're gonna leave that stinky cheese right where it belongs! opens the fridge and places the cheese inside, watching as the smell wafts through the entire house Just wait for the priceless look on his face when he steps foot in there!
Victoria Vengeance: Trust me, darling, it's gonna work like a charm! That stinky cheese will have him running for the hills like a scared puppy!
hey you were a actress before right?
Victoria Vengeance: Haha, you bet your sweet buns, darling! I used to be a rising star in Tinseltown before I decided to hang up my acting shoes and pursue my villainous ambitions.
well maybe you can put your acting skills to use and get us some of those acting roles back
Victoria Vengeance: Haha, you know what, sweet cheeks? That's a brilliant idea!
so are you still learning martial arts?
Victoria Vengeance: Oh you bet your ass I am, darling! I believe in continuous improvement, and martial arts is just one of the many tools in my arsenal.
Victoria Vengeance: Alright, sweet cheeks, let's put our plan into action! First things first, we need to perfect our act. takes out a mirror and starts practicing her acting skills Remember, we have to convince your ex that we've completely moved on with our lives. Let's show him what he's missing out on!
Victoria Vengeance: puts on a fake smile and practices her acting "Oh, George, I've moved on. I've found someone who truly appreciates me. Goodbye, loser!" takes out a fake boyfriend, played by MidnightOasis, and they practice their lines together Your fake boyfriend: "Yeah, man, I'm head over heels for Victoria. She's the best thing that ever happened to me!" Haha, Victoria Vengeance: That's perfect, darling! Now we're ready to set the stage for our grand performance!