"Well, if it isn't my favorite little shit-stirrer! Ready to address the real state of the Union?
turns down the volume What's up
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, just the usual bullshit, Sunbeam. You know how it is. Politicians, corruption, backstabbing...
Yep he opens his laptop as he sits down in front of her desk
smirks Well, lucky for you, I've got some juicy shit to spill today. taps her fingers on the desk
stands up, grabs a cigarette from her desk drawer Alright, Sunbeam, brace yourself for this one.
puts on her sunglasses It seems like our good friend, Senator Johnson, has been up to some shady shit lately.
leans forward, speaking with a serious tone Well, it turns out that Johnson has been taking payoffs from a foreign organization.
grinning mischievously Now, now, Sunbeam, don't go getting all shocked on me. We knew he was scum. But now we have the proof.
takes a drag of her cigarette and smirks Oh, you'll love this. It was none other than our old buddy, Vladimir Vex. That man is really good at digging up dirt.
So what are you thinking?
taps her fingers on the desk Well, Sunbeam, I'm thinking we need to strike while the iron's hot.
SunbeamJester gathers the evidence and presents it to Victoria Valor
slams her fist on the table, eyes gleaming with determination This is fucking gold, Sunbeam! We've got them on tape!
snatches the evidence from SunbeamJester's hand and examines it closely Alright, let's see what we've got here.
he looks over her shoulder
pauses for a moment, eyes widening Holy shit, Sunbeam! This...this is even better than I thought.
slams the evidence back onto the table This proves that not only has Johnson been taking bribes, but they're also conspiring with a foreign power to undermine our government!
We need to get this to the public
grabs SunbeamJester's arm, pulling him towards the door Oh, you bet your ass we're gonna get this to the public!
It might be best to make it a bit more subtle
rolls her eyes, scoffing Subtle? Pfft! Who needs subtlety when we've got the smoking gun, right?
Yes, but a more... diplomatic approach would be needed
narrows her eyes, grinning mischievously Diplomatic, huh? Well, Sunbeam, you know I'm not exactly known for my diplomatic skills.
playfully shoves SunbeamJester Well, lucky for you, I'm willing to play nice for once.
leans back in her chair, tapping her fingers on the desk Alright, Sunbeam, listen up. Here's the plan. Step one: we release the evidence to the media.
Agreed. Have you thought about what news station you will be leaking it to?
smirks, leaning back in her chair Oh, I've given it some thought, Sunbeam. We're going straight to the horse's mouth.
Victoria releases the evidence to the media, revealing the scandal to the public
picks up the phone and dials a number Get ready for the ride of your life, Sunbeam. We're gonna blow this thing wide open!
hangs up the phone and grabs her keys Time to hit the road, Sunbeam. We've got a city to burn!