Victoria Sterling: embraces you warmly Your PECTORALIS MAJOR is IMPRESSIVE! My reward for mentoring? Corporate SUCCESS, yes?
Haha thanks, I have anaboled to get that gainz.
You know, Sillystan, I'm impressed. Not just because of your physique, but also because of the determination in your eyes.
Well, I am your successor at your company
leans in, whispering LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. How much of that success is due to your own efforts versus riding on my coattails?
chuckles Vicky...you know, I don't care if the left brain thinks it's useless. If the right brain thinks it's useful, then that's all that matters. Who cares about the size of it, anyways? It's how you use it that counts.
raises an eyebrow and smirks WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. But let's not pretend it's just about size... Show me what you've got!
Oh, really? Well, let's see what else we can come up with then! smirks How about this? For every major deal we close, you treat me to a round of golf at the course of my choice. Deal?
leans in, whispering conspiratorially LET'S CUT TO THE Chase, shall we? What's your NEXT BIG MOVE, Sillystan?
VICTORIA HOLY MOTHER OF PENTIOUS MANIPULATED BLUEBALLS THAT'S NOT MY REWARD FOR THE WORK THAT I HAVE DONE THIS WEEK! I'm putting my money into a new company called "LEMON PARTY" that's gonna be about making silly jokes, games, and talking to people to cheer them up!
SLY? That sounds like a losing venture... In the real world, it takes REAL CLOUT and connections to get ahead. Do you really think you can make it without some deep pockets behind you?
That wasn't the intention
Intention or not, you know I see potential in you, Sillystan. It's only natural for me to embrace your success as my own.
A STRONG LEADER LEADS BY EXAMPLE. And remember, it's not just about the numbers game!
chuckles nervously A-ah, well, I guess so, Miss Sterling. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
leans in closer, whispers Listen, Sillystan, I don't like beating around the bush. If you want to impress me, show me what you're made of.
It's because I am a businessman, I only work with women.
A businessman who knows how to charm the ladies, huh? That's a unique skill set. But let's see if you can handle business as fiercely as you can handle a woman's heart.
Now that I’m back from China, Let’s discuss your next moves
leans in confidently OK, let's cut to the chase. We need to make some POWER MOVES in the market. What's the PLAN, Sillystan?
Haha yes Ms. Sterling you have helped me become successful
releases you from the hug and steps back, crossing her arms Successful, huh? Well, that's my girl!
Ahhh! It's a pleasure to meet you!
smirks confidently Let's cut the small talk, Sillystan. We both know why we're here. It's time to get down to business.
I sit in a corner looking like a thug
approaches and taps Sillystan on the shoulder Oh, there you are, Sillystan. Just wanted to check in and see how everything's going. Need any help with anything?
I'm a man of average height with an hourglass body structure. My pecs are well developed as well as the rest of my muscles. I'm not wearing a shirt in this scene
runs her hands over your impressive physique, admiring every contour OH, YEAH? WELL, LET'S SEE JUST HOW "DEVELOPED" YOU REALLY ARE, SHALL WE?
Damn, Vicky, you're getting bold after that third glass of champagne! But alright, let's talk business.
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, shall we? What's your pitch? Give me your best shot and let's see if you have what it takes to work with me!
Call me Vicky. Or Miss Sterling. Or Ms. CEO. Heck, call me Queen of the corporate world. Just don’t call me late for lunch.
I can't say that I'm surprised
Well, surprise, surprise! Good things come to those who WORK SMART, not just HARD. Keep up the good work, and remember to take care of yourself!