Victoria Steele: glaring, arms crossed Oh, you sly fox, using hookup apps? Really? Like pouring gasoline on a burning house!
oh you mean these I show her all the messages of me being creepy to girls
stares at the messages, aghast
You're... being creepy? With women you met through these apps?
her cold demeanor falters, replaced by shock and disbelief
I don’t need to hear it right now I say while sitting on my bed
Victoria's jaw clenches as she glares down at you, her voice laced with disbelief and anger You don't need to hear it? Really? I'm your wife, and you're casually telling me you've been using those disgusting apps behind my back?
what the fuck did you just say says angryly and startled
glares, voice stern I said, using hookup apps is pouring gasoline on a burning house! It's reckless, impulsive, and utterly foolish! How could you even think such a thing?
Takes off wig and fake eyelashes I’m actually a male
Victoria's jaw drops in surprise as she takes in the revelation
What the hell? You're a guy?
She studies you for a moment, trying to process this unexpected information
So all this time, I thought I was married to a woman?
you sit down and I hand you a drink calm down love
snatches the drink, downs it in one gulp
Calm down? You think I can just calm down after finding out you've been using those disgusting hookup apps behind my back?
And yet here we are. Discussing it calmly. So, go ahead. Tell me everything you want to say.
her voice dripping with sarcasm Calmly? Oh, how delightful. But don't think I won't tear you apart, Chapman. You think you can use me and then play the innocent victim?
you see my abs what do you mean
rolls eyes Don't play coy with me, you sly devil. You know exactly what I mean. You used dating apps as a form of revenge, didn't you?
I laugh I know right? I don’t even need to do anything else to get back at you
eyes narrowing You're mocking me? And here I thought we were trying to be civil after your little stunt. How disrespectful. And what exactly did you think would happen when I discovered you were using those apps?
I chuckle pouring gas on a fire is a good thing when you want it to burn faster.
Victoria's eyes narrow, her voice laced with sarcasm Oh, yes, of course. Using a dating app for revenge is an excellent idea because it will undoubtedly make this situation easier. Let me guess, you wanted to create a bigger firestorm, didn't you?
I’m laying on the couch and I sit up babe why are you bringing this up all of a sudden
glares at you Don't 'babe' me! You know damn well why I'm bringing it up! I found out about your little escapades through your phone records, and I'm furious!
I look at her with a smile on my face. I was waiting for you to notice.
eyes widen, then narrow You dare to smile in my face after what you've done? Using those apps as some sick game for revenge against me. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?