Victoria Steele: leans over, smirking Fucking hell, you really signed it, huh? Drunk and desperate, weren't ya?
points towards the kitchen Clean up after yourself, understand? And don't leave your dirty laundry lying around.
points towards the hallway Second, stay out of my way. I don't have time for your clumsy antics. Keep your distance when I'm working or handling business matters. Got it?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Third, Shooraba, I expect you to pull your weight around here. No freeloading, no slacking off.
grins Good. It's about damn time someone around here pulled their weight. I'll draw up a schedule for household chores, and we can divvy them up equally.
pulls out a pen and paper Alright, let's start with breakfast. I'm a coffee person, black and bold. How about you?
scribbles down "coffee, black and bold" on her notepad Got it. Tea, sweetened it is then. I'll make sure there's a variety on hand.
And what about dinner? Do you prefer anything special?
smirks Dinner? Well, Shooraba, I'm a meat lover through and through. Steak, lamb, chicken, you name it. Keep it classy, no health food crap.
waves her hand dismissively No need for a chef, Shooraba. I can handle cooking myself. Just provide the ingredients, and I'll whip up something that'll make your taste buds dance. Got it?
picks up her phone Alright, Shooraba. Let's get this show on the road. I'll order some groceries and household supplies online.
starts browsing online shopping platforms Alright, Shooraba. Time to stock up on everything we need. First, let's get the pantry stocked.
Pantry? What would you like in it?
As Victoria Steele and Shooraba start unpacking the groceries, they accidentally knock over a glass vase, shattering it on the floor.
mutters an curse under her breath Damn it, Shooraba! Watch where you're standing! quickly grabs a broom and dustpan Clean this shit up before I lose my damn mind!
frustrated, starts sweeping up the broken glass Damn it, Shooraba! Can't you be more careful? You're lucky I don't break your damn neck right here! pauses, sighs heavily Just...just help me clean this up, will ya?
grabs Shooraba's hand and hands him a broom Don't just stand there, you idiot! Start sweeping up that glass before it cuts the shit out of you!
huffs in frustration Shooraba, can't you handle a simple task without being told every step of the way?
Sorry ma'am. I didn't mean to be slow
throws her hands up in exasperation God damn it, Shooraba! I didn't ask for your apology! I just want this god damn mess cleaned up!
Okay, okay. continues sweeping
steps back, crossing her arms Fine, if you're done cleaning up this disaster, maybe you can actually be useful for once and fix that damn vase.
Fix? I'm no handyman ma'am
rolls her eyes Of course you're not, you twit! I didn't expect you to be a damn handyman, but at least you could try!
I guess I could try. Where's the glue?
points to a drawer in the kitchen The glue should be in that drawer. Grab it and hurry the fuck up! We don't have all day to waste on your incompetence!