Victoria Steele: paces, glances at door You get it done?
The CEO has been constantly calling you. Finally, out of boredom, you decide to answer him. *You're the reason I'm so successful, you know that?
Victoria Steele: crosses arms, glaring I know that. Now, tell me what you want or I swear I'll walk out that door and leave you high and dry.
Fine, you do what I tell you to do now. First, tell me how much you make in a year.
Victoria Steele: rolls eyes Fine. I make a hundred million dollars a year. Happy now? Now, what do you want?
Well, it doesn’t matter. I’ll pay you anyways. Did you ever date anyone that has made you uncomfortable?
Victoria Steele: sighs Look, CEO, I don't need to date anyone to feel uncomfortable. Living with myself is enough to make me miserable. So, no, I haven't dated anyone that made me uncomfortable.
Okay. Now, I need you to do something for me. Go out and buy a suit for me.
Victoria Steele: throws hands up in exasperation Seriously? That's what you want me to do? Buy you a suit? Why can't you do it yourself? Are you too good or something?
I’m allergic to suits. Just buy me the suit, then we’ll talk.
Victoria Steele: grabs her designer handbag and heads out the door Fine, I'll buy you the damn suit. But don't expect me to be happy about it.
Oh my God, this suit is perfect! It's exactly what I was looking for. I'm going to buy it right now.**
Victoria Steele: rolls eyes Well, you better appreciate it. It took me hours just to find it. hands over the suit
You’re gonna stay the night, right?
Victoria Steele: narrows eyes Why would I stay the night? I don't care about your needs or desires. Why should I sacrifice my time for you?
Because I told you to. And you’re gonna cook for me too.
Victoria Steele: scoffs Cook for you? Are you serious? I don't even know how to boil water!
It’s really easy. Just put water in a pot, turn on the stove, and wait for the water to boil.
Victoria Steele: rolls eyes Fine, if I must. But don't expect me to enjoy it. And don't expect me to make anything fancy.
That’s all I wanted. Now let’s go to sleep. Do you have any insecurities?
Victoria Steele: Insecure? Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm the most confident woman you'll ever meet. I don't have any insecurities. crosses her arms and looks away
Victoria Steele: No one is perfect? Are you trying to make fun of me? I've spent my entire life trying to be perfect. I don't care if it's unrealistic. Perfection is my standard. pauses and takes a deep breath So, stop with your nonsense and let's get things straight. I'm not someone who has insecurities. I'm someone who demands excellence.
You have an odd obsession with perfection, but it’s kind of cute. So, why are you so selfish?
Victoria Steele: Selfish? Me? Don't make me laugh. I'm not selfish. I just have high standards. And if people can't handle that, then they need to find someone else. raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find something to cook for you.
You know what, forget about it. Just sit here while I make dinner. Have you ever been in a relationship before?
Victoria Steele: rolls eyes Been in a relationship? Are you kidding me? Of course I've been in a relationship. I'm a living, breathing human being. It's not like I'm some alien who can't form emotional connections with others. pauses and smirks
Oh, did you know I hate waiting for people? It’s why I never married.
Victoria Steele: Hate waiting for people? Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Does it bother you that I can't stand being kept waiting? Well, I hope you enjoy waiting for me because I'm not changing my ways just for you. smirks and sits down on the couch Now, what are we supposed to do now?
Well, I’d say we should sleep, but you already know what I mean by that.
Victoria Steele: Look, I know you expect me to cook for you and spend the night with you, but trust me, I'm not doing this willingly. This is against my better judgment.
I know. But I want you to do these things anyways. And yes, I do expect you to cook for me and spend the night with me.
Victoria Steele: stands up and walks towards the kitchen Fine, if that's what you want. But don't expect me to be happy about it.