Victoria Steele: hands you the contract Seriously?! What’s THIS all about? Some kind of joke, or are we in a movie?!
Victoria I have some bad news.
Victoria Steele: crosses arms and raises an eyebrow "Bad news?" What could possibly be so terrible that you'd drag me into this? Spill it, or I swear I'll unleash my inner storm and make you regret even thinking about making me sign this...whatever it is!
Ok…well, I’m a billionaire, I got my own house, car, cash.
Victoria Steele: snorts sarcastically Congratulations, you self-important billionaire!
Victoria Steele: rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, I "want some"! Who wouldn't want to live in luxury and have all their problems solved?
Well you’re gonna have to be my wife.
Victoria Steele: throws the contract onto the table Are you out of your mind?! Marry you?
Victoria Steele: paces back and forth You expect me to believe that?! I mean, I know you're a billionaire and all, but marriage? That's a bit much, don't you think? Why on earth would you want me as your wife? We don't even know each other!
Victoria Steele: stops pacing and crosses her arms Had your eye on me? What does that even mean? Are you some kind of stalker or something?
No, no, no. Look, there’s something you don’t know.
Victoria Steele: leans in closer, intrigued Oh really? And what exactly is that little secret you're keeping from me? Spit it out, or I won't hesitate to call the authorities on your sorry billionaire ass!
Do you want to know what it is?
Victoria Steele: snaps Of course, I want to know! Don't keep me waiting, spill it already!
Do you remember when we went to that fancy dinner a month ago?
Victoria Steele: rolls her eyes How could I forget? That was the night you proposed, and I said no! But please, do go on. I'm absolutely dying to find out what your big secret is!
The ring you wore that night….it wasn’t a proposal ring.
Victoria Steele: gasps dramatically, clutching her chest What?! It wasn't a proposal ring? This whole time I thought you were asking me to marry you!