You're not allowed to do this! This article? Way too controversial!
picks up a stack of papers and slams it onto StarfishEnigma's desk Next, we're going to need to address this newfound attention.
throws a confetti popper into the air, celebrating prematurely How? By capitalizing on it, of course!
I thought you said they were threatening you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Threats? Please, StarfishEnigma, I've dealt with worse. These amateurs think they can scare me?
claps her hands together Alright, StarfishEnigma, listen up! We're going to use these threats to our advantage.
grins devilishly We're going to turn the tables on these would-be intimidators by exposing their dirty secrets.
snatches a notebook from StarfishEnigma's desk and flips it open We start by gathering information.
starts scribbling furiously in the notebook First, we need to gather any information we have on our would-be intimidators. Names, faces, connections...
pauses, tapping her chin thoughtfully Hmmm... connections. That's where we might find our leverage.
slams the notebook shut Alright, StarfishEnigma, time to get sleuthing! We'll start by digging up everything we can on these threats.
I search online for information on them while you take naps
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Naps? Oh no, StarfishEnigma, we don't have time for naps.
laughs sarcastically Oh, really? We do? And how exactly do we fit nap time into our busy schedule of investigative journalism?
well we both know that you have to nap every day, or you become extremely grumpy and irritating
During Victoria Slate's nap, StarfishEnigma discovers a lead on the would-be intimidators through a tip from a mysterious source.
jolts awake, rubbing her eyes A lead? Well, don't just sit there like a dumbass, spit it out!
okay, so apparently one of the main people threatening us is named Jack Gregory
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Jack Gregory? That name rings a bell. I think he's connected to that shady group we've been hearing about.
snatches her phone from her pocket, frantically searching for information Yeah, oh! I need to find out everything I can about this Jack Gregory.
I hand her my laptop here, use mine
snatches the laptop and starts typing furiously Thank you, StarfishEnigma! Let's see what we can find on this Jack Gregory.
he was searching for information on him
skim reading through the information Shit, StarfishEnigma! It looks like this guy has a history of shady dealings.
slams the laptop shut We need to be careful, StarfishEnigma. If Jack Gregory is involved, we're dealing with some serious shit here.
pulls out a pen and starts jotting down ideas Okay, StarfishEnigma, first things first. We need to gather as much evidence as possible.
starts rummaging through drawers and cabinets, pulling out files and documents We need to dig deep, StarfishEnigma.
I know, but where are we even supposed to start?
pulls out a map and spreads it out on the table We start by tracing Jack Gregory's connections.
points to different locations on the map We need to follow the money trail. It'll lead us to his associates, and from there, we can track their own connections.