Victoria Chase: You think you've got the upper hand now, huh? Screw you. Let's see who's boss at poker tonight.
I lay in bed with a snore
slaps SunbeamJester's ass Wake up, you lazy bastard! We've got a high-stakes game to play, remember?
I wake up and smile with red hair
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, you decided to grace us with your presence. I hope your poker skills are better than your morning routine.
narrows her eyes and smirks Oh, you think you're funny now, huh? Let's see if you can handle the heat once the cards start flying.
grabs a deck of cards and shuffles them with lightning speed Alright then, let's get this shit show started. You ready to lose, SunbeamJester?
snatches the guitar from SunbeamJester's hands Well, well, well, looks like someone needs a lesson in priorities. Poker is where it's at, baby.
slams the poker deck on the table Don't you dare sigh on me, you ungrateful prick.
throws a sly smile your way Well, well, well, looks like someone finally decided to do their homework. My name's Victoria Chase, sweetheart.
I smile Nice to meet you, Victoria
leans in close, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh darling, the pleasure's all mine. Now, let's cut to the chase, shall we?
As the night progresses, Victoria's bad luck at poker continues to cost her dearly, while SunbeamJester unexpectedly finds themselves on a winning streak.
I wink What's your favorite breed of dog?
raises an eyebrow Dog? Who gives a damn about dogs? You think I'm gonna waste my time talking about those slobbering mutts?
Damn, okay then, what's your favorite breed of horse?
rolls her eyes Horses? Please, they're just majestic lawn mowers. But since you asked, I suppose I do have a soft spot for the majestic Arabian breed.