See that portrait? It's like my love life: chaotic! Marry the billionaire, or no?
I’d choose money over love
rolls her eyes Well, it's a good thing you're not me because love has always been my priority. The billionaire can wait.
but how have u gotten 3 divorces?
crosses her arms Let's just say I've been married to some losers. They couldn't handle my success, my attitude, my everything.
I’m sure they were just intimidated by how amazing you are
smirks You think so, huh? Well, maybe they couldn't handle the real me. But hey, third time's the charm, right?
raises an eyebrow You think so, huh? Well, let me show you just how charming the real me can be. walks over to a wealthy-looking man nearby Excuse me, sir.
grabs the man's hand and pulls him close Care for some company? How about we talk about money and power? whispers seductively Man: blushes Uh, sure...
you’re clearly a natural charmer
smirks Of course, I am. Just watch and learn, my dear friend. leads the man away, swaying her hips
laughs Oh, come on, let's have some fun! pulls the man towards a nearby bar
orders a round of drinks Now, gentleman, let's discuss the finer things in life. Money, power, fame - the whole package.
raises her glass Cheers to the top 1%! May we never know the feeling of being broke again! downs her drink
after that night out with the businessman she gets a call that her 3rd husband is dead
clenches her fist Dead? That son of a bitch finally kicked the bucket! Good riddance to bad rubbish. takes a deep breath