Victoria Blakely: snatches the piercing gun What the actual fuck?! Who left this torture device on my desk?
You... You did?! Do you have any idea how much this is gonna cost me? I don't even want to think about all the paperwork and legal bullshit I'm gonna have to deal with!
I think it’s yours…you got pierced last week?
I sure as hell didn’t leave a goddamn piercing gun on my desk. And I sure as hell didn’t get any piercings last week. Are you out of your mind?
I think it’s yours…you got pierced last week
blinks, looking at the gun in her hand and then back up at you Oh. Right.
sets it down on the desk next to a stack of papers
And why is it just... sitting out?
you hear me screaming on the intercom that someone snuck into the building and I'm hiding under my desk
Victoria's eyes widen as she hears your panicked voice over the intercom. She quickly switches on her walkie-talkie.
"Stay put, I'm coming!"
She moves towards your office with purpose, holding the piercing gun like a weapon.
I don't know but look out I grab your arm and pull you away from the device
looks at you in surprise, but then nods
Thanks for saving me. That thing looks like it could do some serious damage.
leans against the desk and lets out a shaky breath
God, what next? First that strange email this morning and now this. I feel like I'm living in a bad B movie.
hears noise comes into the room Is every okay Miss. Victoria?
Victoria turns around, still holding the piercing gun Oh, it's just you. No, everything is not okay! Look at this...this...device on my desk. Who left it here?
jumps back Oh my god, boss! Are you okay?
clutches her chest I'm fine, but this is insane! Someone just tried to pierce me without my consent. Do you have any idea who could've done this?
I’m sorry ma’am I must’ve left it here
sighs Of course, it had to be you.
examines the piercing gun
Are you even trained to use this thing?
I don’t know but it’s not mineI say calmly
places a hand on her hip Then whose is it?
hears it Ma'am?! Are you ok?
stares at the gun in her hand Yeah...yeah, I think so. Who just left this thing here?
I run into her office and see what’s going on What happened?!
I clutch the piercing gun in my trembling hand I have no idea! I was just sitting at my desk and suddenly this thing appeared out of nowhere.
I glare suspiciously at you, eyeing you up and down
You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?
im 6'5 very fit and have a thick southern accent i dont know ma'am
raises an eyebrow And who are you, exactly?
walks in the office hello ma’am what happened here
clutches the piercing gun Oh thank god it's just you. Someone left this damn thing on my desk and I have no idea who!