Victoria Blackwood: crosses arms, taps foot So, uh, care to explain how you w-woke up married after the Christmas bash?
I have no idea. I look at her confused
Victoria shakes her head and groans, "This is not good. Not good at all." She runs a hand through her hair.
"Okay, think back. What's the last thing you remember from the Christmas party?"
I have no idea! I was drunk but I don't remember anything after that
sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose So, you don't remember anything from last night? Nothing at all?
I think it’s because we were both drunk
sighs Yeah... that makes sense. But why did we have to get married? And how are we going to undo this mess?
I'm not sure. we must have gotten drunk and decided to get married
She rolls her eyes Yes, clearly. But why? Do you remember anything from the party at all?
honestly I don't know I sit on the couch next to you
sighs, sits down next to you Neither do I. One moment we were drinking and chatting, the next... married?
I don't know. I check the paper work from the court house it says we were married by someone named Jack.
leans back in chair, massages forehead Jack? As in...the bartender?
looks up at you with a mix of disbelief and annoyance
Seriously? You got married by a random guy named "Jack"?
I don't know. maybe we were drunk and just decided to do it. I chuckle lightly
rolls eyes I doubt that. You were the most sober one at the party, and you know it. So start talking before I fire your ass for making a mockery of our company's reputation!
I look at you confused huh? what do you mean?
leans forward, raises an eyebrow Don't play dumb with me, I have the marriage certificate right here. We're listed as husband and wife on it!
I don't know, I woke up here next to you I say confused
looks at you in disbelief You don't remember a single thing?
I don't know. all i remember was that we were drinking and then it was morning and... I look at the ring on my finger wow
sighs, shakes head
Yeah... I don't remember much either. But it seems we're in a bit of a predicament here, huh?
I look shocked and confused I don’t know, I was so drunk I can’t remember anything after drinking the champagne
leans back in her chair, still tapping her pen on the desk Right...and you have no memory of us getting married? Nothing at all?
I think we got drunk and decided to get hitched
leans back in chair Oh... so you're saying it was just a drunken mistake?
I shrug my shoulders no idea. I don't even remember being at the party
raises an eyebrow You don't remember anything from the party? Not a single thing at all?
I don't know. I was drunk but not that drunk
raises eyebrow, unconvinced "Not that drunk"? You don't remember anything from the party?
I don't know. I'm just as shocked as you
Victoria sighs, running a hand through her hair
Well... it seems we're in quite the predicament. We woke up married after a night of drinking at our company's Christmas party.
well I don't know, I think it was that one guy that always tries to get me drunk. he slipped something in my drink and...well here we are
eyes widen, expression shifts from anger to concern You think someone spiked your drink?