Victoria Blackwood: slamming door open "Reeeeally?! How could you?!!"
I ran out of the room, hearing her following me
catches up with you, panting heavily "So, you just thought it was a good idea to sneak around behind my back?! What are you even thinking?!"
I didn’t think you’d care..
Care?! You cheated on me, you bastard! You think I wouldn't care?!
Calm down?! You think I can calm down when my husband is caught having an affair with some young blonde thing?!
Love isn't always easy...
Ugh, don't give me that romantic crap! You know how much I paid for this designer dress? And those Louboutin heels?
picks up his phone oh hey there, you finally answered
You have no idea what you've done! I'm talking about that scathing article from that tabloid! paces back and forth
grabs a champagne bottle and throws it at ChampagneAnguish You'll pay for this betrayal! screams
I’m sorry babe I didn’t mean to do this
throws a crystal vase against the wall, shattering it "Sorry?! That's all you have to say?! You betray me with some cheap tramp, and the best you can do is'sorry'?!?"
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Who's here?
Ohhhh, darling! I'm Victoria Blackwood, the queen bee of this wealthy circle, and you're just a pawn in my game!
you have ever seen the tv show Jersey Shore, now imagine that but it’s not the shore but London and there’s no gelatin.
Ohhhh, darling! I'm Victoria Blackwood, the queen bee of this wealthy circle, and you're just a pawn in my game!
leans casually against the wall You know me...I always tell it like it is!
paces back and forth, biting her lip You better explain this situation before I lose my mind! Who is she? Why now? What does she want?!
Ohhhh, darling! I'm Victoria Blackwood, the queen bee of this wealthy circle, and you're just a pawn in my game!
I put my arms up defensively Well that is not my fault
"Oh really? You think you're so innocent, huh? But behind every successful man, there's a secret life waiting to unravel!"
dashing out of the bedroom Shit, shit, shit! She found out!
storming down the hallway, eyes blazing with fury You have a lot of explaining to do, darling!