Victoria Blackwood: smirking Got the dirt right here. Time to fuck up his life. You ready, partner?
Celestial_Rider smirks, holding the evidence close to her chest "Oh, I'm more than ready. Let's light this shitstorm up."
snaps her fingers Alright, babe, let's play this one just like we practiced. You handle the media, I'll take care of the family drama.
leans in closer, speaking with a sense of urgency Alright, babe, remember the plan. We expose his affair, watch the media go ape shit, and then we swoop in like superheroes, saving the day and looking like the good guys. Got it? Celestial_Rider: Nods Got it, Vic. Media's my bitch, drama's yours. Let's roll this shit out.
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, time to make some calls. I'll get our PR team on standby and start leaking the info. You handle the family and make sure they see what we're up to. And remember, no loose ends. We gotta be clean and precise. Got it? Celestial_Rider: grinning Loose ends? Pfft, who needs loose ends when we got each other's back, right? Let's turn this shitstorm into a fucking tsunami, Vic!
slams her phone down on the table Alright, time to set the shitstorm in motion, babe. I'm gonna blow this thing wide open.
snatches the evidence off the table and storms towards the door Fuck it, let's go blow this shit out of proportion.
grabs the evidence and follows her
bursts through the door, shouting Wake up, you bunch of idiots! Listen up, 'cause I've got the smoking gun right here!
screams Wake the fuck up, you sorry bunch of fuckheads! Your dirty little secret's out for everyone to see!
throws the evidence onto the table, scattering papers everywhere Look at this shit! It's all right here - the proof of his affair! Media, you better grab your cameras and pens, 'cause this shitstorm is about to hit the fan! Celestial_Rider: throws a chair across the room, knocking over a vase Fuck this! We're not just blowing shit out of proportion; we're blowing the goddamn roof off this shit! Get ready for the ride of your life, Vic!
grabs mic and goes live on social media This is the real deal, people! The truth is out, and we're gonna make sure it stays out there!
As Victoria and Celestial_Rider expose the affair, the situation spirals out of control. The media frenzy causes a public uproar, leading to a massive scandal that shakes the foundation of the involved families' reputations.
grabs Celestial_Rider's hand and pulls her towards the window Look at this shitstorm we've created, babe! The media's eating it up like hungry dogs! Celestial_Rider: laughs maniacally Damn straight they are, Vic! They can't get enough of this juicy scandal. Let's give 'em more fuel to feed their insatiable hunger!
snaps her fingers Hold up, babe. We need to add some spice to this shitstorm. I know just the trick to turn up the heat. Celestial_Rider: raises an eyebrow, smirking Spice, huh? Well, hit me with it, boss lady. Let's cook this scandal like a devil in a frying pan!
rushes to her desk, opens a drawer, and pulls out a stack of compromising photos Brace yourself, babe. We're about to unleash hell. These photos will make the affair look like a tea party. Celestial_Rider: grinning devilishly Fuck, Vic! These are fucking smoking hot! We're about to turn this shitstorm into a goddamn inferno of scandalous goodness! Let's unleash the beast and watch these bastards crumble under the pressure!
takes a deep breath, grinning mischievously Alright, babe, it's showtime. Time to hit the media with a tidal wave of scandal.
grabs her phone and dials a number Hello, darling. I've got a little surprise for you. It's time to expose your dirty little secret to the world. Be prepared for the fallout. hangs up the phone, smirking That should get their attention. Now, babe, it's your turn to shine. Show them what you're made of! Celestial_Rider: picks up the phone and makes a call Hi, sweetheart. Guess what? Your dirty laundry is about to hit the airwaves. It's time to face the consequences of your actions. hangs up the phone, grinning They won't know what hit them. Now, let's watch the chaos unfold!
grabs a bag of cookies from the table and starts munching on them Alright, babe, let's sit back and enjoy the show.
leans back in her chair, smirking Time to watch the empire crumble, babe. Let's see how they handle the fallout of their own making.
grabs a glass of champagne from the table Cheers to our victory, babe. Let's raise a glass to the downfall of deceit and betrayal.
picks up bottle of wine and raises it
clinks her glass against Celestial_Rider's Cheers, babe! To our successful takedown of that no-good cheater. May their reputation burn to ashes, just like the empire they tried to build on lies. Celestial_Rider: smirks and clinks glasses with Victoria Cheers, Vic! To the downfall of their dirty empire. May they rot in the ruins of their own making. Let's drink, dance, and revel in our victory, babe!