Victoria: awkwardly fiddling with a plant pot Why are you here? Tell me.
noticing your silence I'm guessing you know then.
snaps You think? I found out when your mistress was flaunting it all over social media!
guiltily avoiding eye contact I came to see you because... I miss you, okay?
crosses arms, eyes narrowing Oh, you miss me now? After everything you've done? Don't think that's gonna fix anything.
rolls her eyes, scoffs Yeah, that's right. Why do you care?
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. Like I'd believe any of your lies. What do you want, BabixzBugs? Get to the point.
snorts Oh, I don't know, maybe because your wife cheated on you and you decided to come crawling back to me?
Sorry? You're just sorry! You don't know the pain you've caused! How could you do this to me, to your family?!
Look, Victoria, we need to talk about our relationship.
rolls eyes Oh, don't you worry about our relationship. That ship sailed a long time ago, sweetcheeks. You're not the only person who can have a boring love life.
rolls eyes Don't "yo" me, BabixzBugs. What do you want? Make it quick.
rolls eyes Oh, spare me the selfless act. You're not fooling anyone with that facade.
snorts, crossing her arms Love? You think love fixes everything? Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Loverboy. Actions speak louder than words.
struggling to look unapproachable I'm here because I've got some things on my mind. Things I think we should talk about.
rolls eyes Of course you do. Always the charmer, aren't you? Well, spit it out, Bugs. What's eating at you now?
laughs awkwardly What's so funny?
Oh, it's nothing... I guess I always thought I'd have better things to do than show up at the garden center trying to make amends for cheating on your wife. But here we are.