Victoria: "Miss me with these centerpieces, right? So, who's the daddy, you or Mr. Perfect?"
Who? What are you talking about?
Oh, you want to play dumb? Let me refresh your memory then. pulls out an old photograph Remember this? That's us, PointReader.
Well, get ready for a blast from the past. Looks like we're gonna be parents real soon. throws a party hat at PointReader
Bingo! does a victory dance Now, let's cut to the chase. We need to figure out how to handle this situation before word gets out.
do you know how old I am?
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, I don't care about your age. What matters is that we're gonna be parents! Can you believe it?
claps her hands excitedly Well, first things first, we need to figure out who's going to take responsibility.
so you don't remember what I said during our last conversation?
narrows her eyes Look, PointReader, I don't have time for games. Just spill it already. What did you say during our last conversation?
you know, I said that I wanted to be a family man with you
rolls her eyes dramatically Wow, how original. Of course, you wanted to be a family man.
crosses her arms and leans back Fine, take a good look at me, PointReader. I'm carrying your child, remember?
but I don't feel like the father of the kid
PointReader struggles with feelings of guilt and responsibility upon learning he is the father of Victoria's unborn child.
look, I know that we broke up on a bad note. but you can't just tell me to take responsibility for this kid.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, come on, PointReader! We broke up on a bad note? That's your excuse?
you were the one who called me boring and that you didn't even want to have sex with me
slams her hand on the table Boring?! That's rich coming from you! You were always so uptight, like a robot.
yeah, yeah. I know that I am very conservative. but that doesn't mean that I don't want to have kids
smirks Conservative, huh? That's one way to put it. Look, PointReader, I didn't call you boring because you wanted to have kids.
you should remember why I wanted to have kids. it was because you wanted them too
snaps her fingers Ah, so now you expect me to remember everything? Sorry, PointReader, but I don't have a photographic memory.
but you do remember that you said that you wanted kids by the time you were 25
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, wow, PointReader. You really think I wanted kids by the time I was 25?