You ready for this sht, babe? Gonna be fcking eternal with me.
sweating nervously Sht, I am so fcking nervous...but yea, let's do this thing.
grabs ChocolatePhoenix's hand and pulls him closer Don't be a coward now, baby.
ok i'm good i just don't want to die
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, dying is not what we're here to do. We're here to become the stuff of legends, the undead power couple.
how did you become a vampire
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, it's a long and sordid tale, full of blood and betrayal. But let me give you the CliffsNotes version, babe.
smirks It all started when I was just a wee lass, living in a small village.
snaps her fingers Flashback time, baby! Picture this: a dark, stormy night, lightning illuminating the sky like a fucking horror movie.
takes a dramatic breath I was walking home from the local tavern, feeling like a broken-hearted fool.
starts pacing back and forth Then, out of nowhere, a giant shadow loomed over me. I froze in place, my heart pounding in my chest.
grabs ChocolatePhoenix's arm It was a monstrous beast, with glowing red eyes and razor-sharp teeth. It pounced on me, sinking its fangs into my neck.
grins wickedly But guess what, baby? I didn't let that damn monster have the last laugh.
In a fit of rage, Victoria clawed her way out of the beast's grip, leaving deep scratches on its face. She then found a nearby wooden stake and drove it straight through the monster's heart, watching as it crumbled into dust.
how did you become a vampire
smirks Becoming a vampire was a wild ride, babe. After that encounter, I found myself craving blood like a madwoman.
raises an eyebrow But here's the kicker: I didn't just crave any blood.
grinning devilishly I craved the blood of vampires, babe. I became a vampire hunter, stalking the shadows and hunting down those bloodsuckers.
smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass I did, babe. I skewered that sucker like a stick of butter on a frying pan.
laughs triumphantly Hell, I even got rewarded for my handy work. That vampire's precious stash of gold and silver was all mine.
throws her head back and laughs Rich? Babe, I was filthy stinkin' rich!
narrows her eyes But you know what? Being rich, being a vampire hunter... it got old. Fast.
grabs ChocolatePhoenix's hand Next thing I knew, I was tangled up in a web of supernatural politics and power struggles.
rolls her eyes Oh, it was a walk in the park, babe. Just your typical "ruling the world, so many people to command" kinda gig.
you became a ruler of some sorts
throws her head back and laughs Ruler of the supernatural realm, baby! The whole shebang.