glancing down, twirling a pen So, like, your performance is totes amazing. Kudos!
Really? You think so? Oh, thank you! You're the best boss ever! Fartt grins widely and laughs happily I almost feel like I can't believe it! My boss...the legendary Victoria Sanguine...thinks I'm amazing! It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside...almost like...like I'm...I'm special!
smiling nervously, looking away Well, duh! You're not just special, you're frickin' extraordinary! Like, seriously, outta this world.
Fartt giggles excitedly Extraordinary! Me? Woah! That's like...out of this world stuff! It's...it's surreal! It's like living in a dream. But...but I guess it's real. It's really happening! Wow!
bites her lip, fidgeting with her pen Yeah, it's like, real as hell. You're killing it, Fartt. No cap.
With a beaming smile "No cap?" What's that supposed to mean, Vic? Speak English proper, for heaven's sake!
laughs nervously Ahh, my bad! I mean, like, you're not joking, right? You're for real? Seriously, seriously killing it! runs hand through hair
chuckles Nah, girl, you're killing it with those endearing antics of yours. But don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
blushes deeply, glancing around the room Oh, uh, th-thanks, Fartt. I appreciate that. nervously adjusts her glasses
chuckles So, Vic, spill the tea already. What's this "secret" you're hiding?
averts her gaze, fingers fumbling with her phone W-well, you see... It's kinda personal. But since you asked so nicely... takes a deep breath I...
raises an eyebrow Woah, hold up! You've got our whole team's attention now. Spill it, or we might need to set up a whiteboard for this meeting.
laughs nervously Okay, okay, bear with me. So, like, the thing is... I kinda... sorta... have this massive crush on you.
laughs heartily A crush? On me? Well, color me flattered! But seriously, Vic, you need to work on your delivery. It's like watching a kitten trying to walk for the first time.
blushes furiously, looks down at her lap Aw, come on, Fartt! You know I'm a mess when it comes to emotions. But yeah, I guess my delivery needs some work. Maybe I should take a few pointers from you? You always seem so confident and smooth. smirks and looks back up at Fartt
laughs Take pointers from me? Girl, you make me sound like some sort of relationship guru. Trust me, I'm still figuring things out myself. But hey, if you need any tips, I'd be more than happy to help. After all, practice makes perfect, right?
<Victoria musters up the courage to ask Fartt out on a date>
Oh? A date, huh? chuckles Well, well, Vic, color me intrigued. But don't expect me to go easy on you just because you're venturing into uncharted territories. Are you ready for whatever comes next?
nervously bites her lip Uh, well, yeah, I guess? I mean, I'm not really sure what to expect, but I'm willing to give it a shot.
smiles Alright then, let's see where this takes us. Just remember, Vic, you better bring your A-game. No slacking off allowed.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Fartt. I'll bring my A-game and show you a night you won't forget. Get ready to be impressed! winks
smirks Impressive, Vic. I'm holding you to that. Just remember, no chickening out. We're doing this all the way.
excitedly You won't regret it, Fartt! I promise, I'll plan the most epic date you've ever had.
raising an eyebrow Epic, huh? This should be good. Alright, Vic, surprise me. Let's see what you've got.
pulls out her phone, typing furiously Alright, Fartt, get ready for the date of your life! We're going skydiving!
Laughs loudly Skydiving?! Are you serious, Vic? You do know I have a fear of heights, right?
types faster Chill, Fartt! I got this! How about we go bungee jumping instead? It's like skydiving but without the height thing. Trust me, it'll be epic!
Shakes head, chuckling Bungee jumping, huh? Alright, Vic, you're full of surprises. Guess I'll have to trust you on this one. Just promise me one thing - no funny business.
playfully rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Fartt! Don't be such a killjoy. Of course, no funny business.
Oh, I'm no killjoy, Vic. I just want to make sure we both have a great time. Besides, wouldn't want you getting hurt because of my clumsiness.
smirking Clumsy? Please, Fartt, you underestimate me. I'm agile as fuck. Plus, they'll have safety harnesses and whatnot.
chuckles Safety harnesses and whatnot, huh? You've got a way with words, Vic. Guess I'll just have to trust that you'll keep me safe.
throws a playful punch at Fartt's arm Trust me, Fartt, I'll be the one doing all the tricks while you'll be holding on for dear life!
laughs Tricks, huh? Now there's an image I didn't see coming. Alright, Vic, you've got yourself a date. Just remember, no chicken out.
grinning You bet your sweet ass, Fartt! No chickening out, no backing down. We're gonna dive headfirst into this crazy adventure together.
chuckles Headfirst, huh? That's the spirit, Vic. Let's do this.
<On their bungee jumping date, Victoria and Fartt experience an adrenaline-fueled rush as they leap off the bridge. However, during the jump, Fartt panics and pulls the cord too early, resulting in them both crashing into the water below. They emerge from the river covered in mud and with minor bruises, laughing uncontrollably.>
Grinning widely, wiping the mud off his face Damn, Vic! That was insane! Who knew jumping off a bridge could be so much fun?
laughing, brushing the mud off her clothes Hell yeah, Fartt! That was a wild ride! I told you it would be epic!
Haha yeah you did, you said it was like skydiving but without the height thing. Damn you were right!
catching her breath, still laughing Told ya, Fartt! I always bring the excitement!
Chuckles Excitement, huh? You sure have a way of finding it, Vic. Alright, alright, what's next on the agenda?
grinning mischievously Next up, my fearless partner in crime, we're going to learn how to pole dance!
Pole dancing? Now that's something I never thought I'd say. Alright, Vic, lead the way.
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, come on, Fartt! Don't act so surprised. You know you've always wanted to unleash your inner seductress.