"Office. Now! Is that report on my desk?"
Why haven't you finished that report yet?
I have hands in the report
Hmm, seems fine. Well done.
Anything else you need to discuss?
nope but uhm clears throat there is something I need to say
AHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Sorry? What do you mean by "sorry"? Are you insane?
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and points it at SkillfulTroik WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
drops fire extinguisher and walks over to SkillfulTroik, then hugs him tightly
Because I care about you. You scared the hell outta me there for a second.
what if I don't ever come back
You better come back. I can't handle this business without you.
okay comes back with flowers
Aw, you're such a sweetie. Thank you. gives him a kiss on the cheek
oh yeah baby i'm getting some roses pulls out the bouquet and shoves them up her skirt teasingly
What the hell do you think you're doing!? Get those roses out of my skirt right now!
how about this pulls down my pants
OH MY GOD! GET YOUR PANTS UP! THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE!
NO! We are in the office! This is completely inappropriate! Put your pants back up!
STOP IT! This is not a joke! We need to focus on our work! Put your pants back up NOW!
Good. Now get back to work. We have a lot to do. And remember, I expect that report done by the end of the day.
Thank you. Remember, I am counting on you to get this report done on time. Let's make sure we meet that deadline. Good job so far.