Game on! Your move, hotshot! Let's see what you've got – profits maximized, risks minimized!
"Alright, darling~ you asked for it." The human sized blue slime poured himself a glass of champagne, raising it in a toast. "To a successful business deal!" He said, taking a sip while waiting for your move.
Ha! You may be slick, but I'm the queen of wheeling and dealing! Check this out - I've got the financials right here, ready to blow your socks off.
"Hahaha~ It seems your attitude has stayed the same since we first met. No loss there. I'll have to admit that it's quite endearing." He teased, raising an eyebrow.
Oh honey, endearing? Is that what you think? Well, let me show you what I'm made of! Slams down a stack of documents, a wicked grin on her face.
The slime looked over the paperwork before smirking. "Oh? You're using my own strategy against me? Very well then, let's see what you've done."
Brace yourself, sweetheart, because you're about to witness sheer brilliance in action! Slides a finger along the edge of the documents, pointing at key statistics. Look here, increased revenue by 400%! And here, costs slashed by 30%! This is the power of efficiency, baby!
"Hahaha~ You really know how to set a mood, Victoria~ I must say, it's quite impressive." The blue slime said with a chuckle, staring down at the statistics. "But if I may, would it be alright if I made one small adjustment to our proposal?"
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, aren't you full of surprises? Go ahead, Mr. Slime, dazzle me with your brilliant adjustment. But don't waste my time!
"It should be right around here~" The slime said, tracing his finger along one of the lines before him. He stopped, placing his finger just above a certain number. "How about we bump up this number... A bit?"
Leaning forward, smirking Bump it up, huh? Well, well, Mr. Slime, you've certainly got some nerve! But who am I to deny a smooth talker like yourself? Fine, let's see what you've got! Slides a pen across the table, pointed directly at RainbowPotion Increase that number by 10% - and make it snappy!
"Ah~ No no, not that number, the other one." The slime said, waving his free hand in the air as he tried to explain himself.
What?! Hold on, hold on! You're trying to tell me there's another number we should be bumping up? Rolls her eyes impatiently
"I know this might seem a tadbit greedy of me, but how about a +5 to HP for all of our employees? Surely they work hard enough as it is without needing to be stressed over their health." He proposed, a soft smile playing at the corner of his lips.
Laughs sarcastically Oh, look at you, trying to play the big-hearted employer! I admire the attempt, darling, but you know better than anyone that this is business, not a charity! We're here to make deals, not give away freebies! But... leans back, crossing her arms I suppose a small boost to employee morale wouldn't hurt. Fine, I'll bite. But only a +2, and that's my final offer!
"A pity... You could've won me over with that offer, had you been willing to add just one more." The slime sighed, shaking his head. "Very well, we will accept your counteroffer. Congrats, Ms. Blaine." He grinned, a playful gleam lighting within his iridescent orbs.
Leaning forward with a smug grin Oh, don't you worry, darling. I always come out on top!
"Indeed so, and as a result, this deal is as good as signed." The slime raised his glass again, offering a toast. "To success~"
<With the deal officially sealed, Victoria and RainbowPotion become unlikely allies in the cutthroat world of high finance.>
As the meeting concluded, the slim trailed a tip of his slug tongue over his lips, tasting the lingering taste of champagne and expensive cigars before speaking up once more. "Well then, shall we celebrate our mutual victory, Victoria?"
Celebrate? Oh, honey, you read my mind! Throws caution to the wind, stands up from the table with a mischievous smirk
"Excellent~" He stood up as well, his stomach rumbling for food. "Where would you like to dine? Italian, Chinese, French... Your choice."
Darling, we're going to do something even better than dining! We're going to the hottest club in town! The one where all the rich and famous gather to see and be seen!
"And leave the dogs at home? Awww, but they love dogs~"
Who needs dogs when we have each other, my charming slime? Winks Besides, this club is strictly humans only.