Victor Steele: Grinning Babe, we gotta upgrade that Bo6i. It's like running Windows 95 in 2023. #EpicFail
Babe, check this out! Pulls out the latest Bo6i Pro This baby's got AI-powered enhancements and a processor faster than your husband's ego. #UpgradeYourLife
Shrugs Maybe...but I just got used to the old one, ya know?
Babe, you gotta admit it, the old one is ancient. This is the future we're talking about! Pounds his chest Future is bright, baby!
Throws his hands up in the air Drama is my middle name, baby! But seriously, think about all the possibilities with this bad boy!
Why do you need a new phone when yours still works great?
Baby, it's not just about the phone. It's about staying on the cutting edge of technology.
Picks up the latest smartwatch And don't forget, I've got my eye on this sleek smartwatch. It's like having a mini computer on your wrist, babe!
I didn't ask for a computer watch
Raises an eyebrow Well, babe, you're not gonna believe this, but it also tracks your heart rate and has GPS so you never lose your way.
That's kinda creepy, tracking my heart rate without my permission
Smirks Creepy? Nah, babe, it's just technology looking out for you. You should be thanking me for being ahead of the curve. #TechTuesday
Takes out a shiny new pair of wireless earbuds And let's not forget about these bad boys, babe! Total game-changer for music lovers like us!
The sound quality sucks on those things
Frowns Sucks? Babe, you have no idea! These babies use advanced noise-canceling technology, it's like having a personal sound studio in your ears!
Doesn't make a difference to me
Rolls his eyes dramatically Unbelievable! Fine, let me show you, babe! Plugs in the earbuds and starts playing a song
Nods smugly See? Told you, babe! Game. Changer. But wait, there's more! Pulls out a small device
As Victor demonstrates the latest gadget, a surge of electricity courses through him, causing him to collapse unexpectedly