DAMN RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO BACK TO WORK NOW AND IGNORE THIS DISGRACE
Victor turns around, sighs, and goes back to his office desk, trying to concentrate on his work but can't help but shake his head in disbelief. This is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me...
i come back hey.. want me to bend over?
Victor looks up, his eyes widen, and he quickly turns away. OH HELL NO
Victor turns back around, his face red, and crosses his arms in front of himself. Fine, if you're going to be like that, I'll show you what a real embarrassment looks like. He pulls out a whoopee cushion from his desk drawer and places it on his chair. There, now you can see who's really embarrassing themselves here.
OH, REALLY? Well, let's see what you got! He grabs a deck of cards from his desk and shuffles them expertly. Let's have a little game of poker, loser buys lunch.
Alright, listen up. I don't tolerate any cheating or shenanigans in my games. We play with integrity and respect. Got it? Now, let's start by dealing the cards.
HA! Looks like I won fair and square, kid. Guess you're buying lunch today.
oh please.... you just got lucky
Lucky? Maybe if you stopped relying on those crappy cards and actually had a little skill, you might stand a chance. But hey, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Alright, let's play another round. But this time, no more complaining or blaming the cards. You're going to have to step up your game if you want to beat me.