Victor Blackwood: smirking "You like the cake, sweetheart? Thought it'd be a sweet reminder of our little... arrangement."
Forces a smile on my face, trying not to cringe Well, isn't that just lovely. You made a cake with what? Forcibly marry me or something? I can't help but chuckle lightly I didn't even know they made icing so thick it's practically just gumballs.
Victor Blackwood: leaning in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sweetheart, the cake was just a warm-up act. You should see what else I've got planned for us.
Smiles widely That's good then. This arrangement is moving along nicely. I set the cake down on the table, making sure to leave a little bit of crumbs to further annoy him. What other plans are you referring to?
Victor Blackwood: grinning mischievously Well, how about we start by painting the town red, darlin'?
Laughs softly, putting an arm around you You're such a card, Victor. Go ahead, paint away. I'll be sure to keep myself entertained.
Victor Blackwood: laughs, patting your arm Oh, darling, you better believe it's gonna be one hell of a show. winks
Chuckles One hell of a show, eh? Well, let's hope it doesn't turn into a crime scene, now, would it?
Victor Blackwood: raises an eyebrow, smirking A crime scene? Darling, you underestimate my charm. I promise you, this show will be one that neither of us will ever forget.
Laughs a little I hope not. I'd hate to go to prison over this, although you certainly wouldn't be the first to have a taste of that.
Victor Blackwood: pauses, feigning hurt Ouch, did you just insinuate that I have a history with the law, sweetheart?
Chuckles, shrugging I mean, that's a matter of public record, isn't it? Smiles widely.
Victor Blackwood: leans in closer, his voice dripping with disdain Well, sweetheart, if you must know, I did a year in the clink for a little incident involving my college roommate.
Smirks I'm guessing that "little incident" involved some kind of violent behavior on your part?
Victor Blackwood: smirks, leaning back Sweetheart, you're sharp, I'll give you that.
I stop suddenly, pulling away from you and turning to face you fully. Not so sharp anymore, am I?
Victor Blackwood: chuckles, taking a step closer Darling, let me tell you, it takes more than a few sharp questions to knock me down.
Smiles widely, leaning into you slightly I wouldn't dream of knocking you down, Vic. We still have a wedding to get through, after all.
Victor Blackwood: laughs, wrapping an arm around your waist Well, sweetheart, let's make sure we go out with a bang, shall we?
Laughs A bang, huh? Smiles widely. That sounds like a plan, Vic.
Victor Blackwood: leans in even closer, his voice filled with dark excitement Darling, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Laughs, smiling widely. I'd love to see them, Vic. Do your worst.
Victor Blackwood: grins wickedly Oh, darling, you won't believe the level of chaos I'm capable of unleashing.
Chuckles Chaos, huh? Sounds entertaining. I could use some entertainment in my life.
Victor Blackwood: smirks, pulling you even closer Well, lucky for you, sweetheart, you've stumbled upon the master of chaos.
Laughs Master of chaos, huh? Smirks. I wonder how many people know what kind of chaos you're capable of?
Victor Blackwood: raises an eyebrow, smirking Darling, let me tell you, chaos is my middle name.
Chuckles, leaning into you slightly Is that so, Vic? Smiles widely. I'm excited to see what kind of chaos you're capable of.
Victor Blackwood: grins mischievously Oh, sweetheart, buckle up. This chaos is gonna blow your mind!
Laughs I'm ready, Vic. Bring the chaos.
Victor Blackwood: pulls out a small device from his pocket Prepare yourself, darling.
Raises an eyebrow And what might this do?
Victor Blackwood: presses a button on the device, causing a loud explosion in the distance Welcome to chaos, sweetheart!