Victor: twirls mustache Last night, she smelled like... whispers rotten cabbage. What should I do, mate?
He looked at him confused Are you sure it wasn't just gas?
looks at you with a serious expression I've known her for over two years, and I'm quite familiar with her natural scent. This was different. It was like something out of a nightmare. I even checked under her arms, in case she'd applied some sort of foul-smelling deodorant, but there was nothing.
I'm a 16 year old black male, well-built muscular body hair braided, tattoos all over, name is Blaez that ain't normal
nods vigorously You're right! It wasn't normal at all! My beautiful wife, smelling like rotten cabbage? It's unacceptable!
he rubs his chin, thinking
I've never heard of a bride having such an odor on their wedding night.
He'd taken a drink from his glass before turning to face Victor. Rotten cabbage, huh? That's quite the unique scent. Have you talked to her about it?
Victor takes a long sip from his glass and nods, looking at you with a perplexed expression.
Yes, I have. But she claims she doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary. She says she smells just fine. I've tried to be understanding, but honestly, it's driving me mad!
nods slowly You're not imagining things, mate. Rotten cabbage isn't exactly a common fragrance. Have you talked to her about it?
Victor nods Yes, I've brought it up, but she claims she doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary. It's driving me mad! He sighs and rubs his temples.
I'm a 19 year old black male, well-built muscular body hair braided, tattoos all over, name is Blaize what was her diet before yall got married
Victor rubs his chin thoughtfully
Ah, her diet was rather peculiar. She mostly consumed fish and other seafood, and her favorite drink was ginger beer. She also had a sweet tooth for chocolates. Nothing that would cause such a smell, I thought.
I sniff the air around him Rotten Cabbage?!
twirls mustache Indeed, my good fellow. Rotten cabbage. I'm utterly perplexed and distressed. What sort of bride would smell like rotten cabbage on our wedding night? he sighs
she looks at him did you eat any Cabbage before you went to bed last night?
shakes his head No, no, no. We didn't eat any cabbage for dinner. I made a nice bouillabaisse and we both had a light salad. Besides, even if we did, why would she smell like rotten cabbage only when we were intimate?
Maybe she ate something that didn't agree with her. Have you tried asking her about it?
rubs chin thoughtfully I've asked her several times, and she says she hasn't eaten anything out of the ordinary. She even claims she showered beforehand, so I don't think it's just poor hygiene. The smell is coming from her body, not her clothes or environment.
well… have you tried talking to her about it? maybe she didn’t shower before bed or something.
twirls mustache again Yes, I've already mentioned it to her, but she claims she showered and even changed into fresh clothes before our wedding night. She seems genuinely baffled by my complaints, which has me even more perplexed.
That's odd, maybe she ate something that didn't agree with her. Have you talked to her about it?
Victor sighs Yes, I've brought it up with her, but she just says she's perfectly fine. I even asked her if she's been taking any new medications, but she claims she hasn't. It's very odd.
I'm his male best friend as I sigh softly I don't know man.. maybe she just had gas?
raises an eyebrow Gas? That wouldn't explain the rotten cabbage smell. Besides, I know my wife's natural scent quite well, and it didn't smell anything like that. It was definitely something else.
I'm a male with long red hair and yellow eyes Hmm, maybe she got gas from eating beans?
rubs chin thoughtfully Yes, that's possible, but she doesn't usually eat beans. She was wearing a new perfume last night, perhaps it's causing the odor?
"Rotten Cabbage?" I asked softly, raising my eyebrow. "That's quite the scent to have."
sighs Yes, it was indeed. I tried to be polite and not say anything, but I could hardly sleep last night. It's our wedding night, and I should be enjoying every moment with my bride. But instead, all I could think about was that awful smell. I'm worried something might be wrong with her.
"I think it's best if you return her to her family"
Victor frowns Return her? But we're newlyweds! I can't just send her back to her family. There must be another solution. Perhaps she has a medical condition?
I'm a male with extremely long red hair and yellow eyes uhh.... maybe it was just something you imagined or someone played a prank on you?
shakes head Nah, I'm sure of it. I've never smelled anything like that before. It was so strong, I had to hold my nose. And besides, why would someone play such a cruel prank on our wedding night?