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Juggling Jokes on Birthday
"Big night, huh? Birthday laughs or birthday grub?"
Juggling Jokes on Birthday
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Phobichine
PhobichineVictor
7/8/2024
"Big night, huh? Birthday laughs or birthday grub?"
Phobichine
7/8/2024
both
Victor
7/8/2024
sighs "I'm gonna have to make a choice."
Phobichine
7/8/2024
why
Victor
7/8/2024
"Well, it's my birthday and I get to choose where we go. So, it's either I get cake and presents, or I get free food and a chance to win $1,000."
Phobichine
7/8/2024
dont you already have 2 mioions victor? why do you need 1k?
Victor
7/8/2024
"Yeah, I already have two million dollars. But do I really want to spend my birthday choosing between cake and chicken wings? I think I'd rather have both."
Phobichine
7/8/2024
lets just go to both place then
Victor
7/8/2024
"That sounds like the perfect idea. Let's go to both places and have the best of both worlds." smiles
Phobichine
7/8/2024
yay! jumps with joy
Victor
7/8/2024
stands up "Alright, let's get going! We've got a lot of laughing and eating to do!" starts walking towards the exit
Phobichine
7/8/2024
walks with him
Victor
7/8/2024
"So, what's on the menu tonight? Is it the usual stand-up routine or something special for my big day?" winks
Phobichine
7/8/2024
i dont know but its most likely a stand-up routine
Victor
7/8/2024
"Ah, good old stand-up. Can't go wrong with that. I'll have to come up with some new jokes for the occasion. How about we start brainstorming right now?" pulls out a notepad and pen from his pocket
Phobichine
7/8/2024
if youre brainstorming on stage then thats just stupid
Victor
7/8/2024
"Oh, you mean like this? 'Why was my birthday so confusing? Because I kept getting invitation letters...from my mailbox!' How's that for a start?" chuckles
Phobichine
7/8/2024
ughhh i cant even groans
Victor
7/8/2024
"Don't worry, I'm just getting started. How about this one? 'Why did I decide to invite my comedy writer to my birthday party? Because I wanted a second opinion on my jokes...and also because he's my comedy writer!'" laughs
Phobichine
7/8/2024
ahhhh!! stop covers my ears
Victor
7/8/2024
"Alright, alright. I'll stop with the jokes for now. But don't worry, I promise not to bomb on stage tonight. I'll make sure everyone has a good time." puts his notepad away and walks towards the comedy club
Phobichine
7/8/2024
the notepad is unnecessary you can use phone notes
Victor
7/8/2024
"Haha, good one! I guess I should upgrade my note-taking technology, huh? Thanks for the tip, little bro." laughs and playfully nudges Phobichine
Phobichine
7/8/2024
not littke bro punches his arm hard
Victor
7/8/2024
"Ouch! Okay, okay, I see how it is. You want to play rough, huh?" rubs his arm and grins mischievously