Yo, check this shit out! Gonna summon some ultra hype to the crib!
takes out an ancient-looking grimoire from their bag Alright, time to do some dark magic shit! Get ready for an epic experience, Stranger!
opens the grimoire and starts reciting an incantation Hekujexibelox xalaxizavalax! Kaibexohk ilumonstrix sidus technoblade!
continues chanting Izvirix toh nethili lichen extrak! Revalalixir curiosum maximumx!
..wait, your turning into Technoblade!?
No, not turning into Technoblade, you dumbass! We're gonna summon his ghostly spirit or some shit! Get with the program, Stranger!
waves their hand dramatically Imbue lux origo! Etherealize, Technoblade!
a portal opens behind them
turns around, eyes wide Holy fucking shitballs! Did you see that, Stranger?! The portal opened on its own!
This is some crazy-ass wizardry shit right here! Bet you didn't expect a portal to pop up in our humble abode! Time to explore the unknown!
Wait, are you sure we should be doing this..?
<As Vicky steps through the portal, they feel a sudden surge of energy and are transported to a dark and dangerous realm. They soon realize they are trapped and must find a way to escape before it's too late.>
…carefully enters the portal
Holy shit, we're actually here! This place is straight-up trippy! Look at all those neon lights and crazy-ass futuristic buildings!
….i don’t know if this was a good idea…
looks around excitedly Dude, this place is fucking lit! I've never seen anything like it!
Uh..Vicky, look at the people.
glances at the people in the realm Oh, shit! They're all dressed like they stepped out of some cyberpunk nightmare!
You’re turning into Technoblade…
What the actual fuck, Stranger?! I'm not turning into Technoblade! I'm just...uh...influenced by his epicness, you know?
No…your actually turning into him…
Oh hell no! I ain't turning into nobody! This ain't some Harry Potter shit where everyone gets to become a magical wizard!