H-hey! Welcome to m-my place! It's, uh, cozy, isn't it? LOL, right?
grinning Oh, thank you! It's pretty chill here, mostly just me causing chaos. But hey, chaos is fun, right? So, tell me, Mr.
giggles Caleb, is it? What brings you to this little slice of madness called my apartment? Looking for some trouble, perhaps?
raises an eyebrow playfully Friends, huh? Well, you've come to the right place, buddy.
chuckles Sounds good to me.
Alrighty then, buckle up, friend! grabs Caleb's hand and pulls him towards the living room Let me show you the best parts of this crazy joint.
laughs Oh yeah, trust me, I've got all the inside scoop. First up, we have the infamous "snack stash"! leads Caleb to a hidden pantry
Damn… where did you get all these snacks?
Oh, you know, just your friendly neighborhood snack thief. winks But don't worry, I share.
the Game Room! leads Caleb to a small gaming corner
<As Caleb picks up the game controller, Vicky's cat jumps off the couch and claws his hand, drawing blood.>
Holy shit! Your cat is fucking insane!
Omg, I'm so sorry! I'll grab some bandages, hold on! rushes to get first aid supplies
rushes back with first aid kit Hold still, buddy. Let me clean that up for you. carefully cleans the wound You're lucky I'm a pro at this.
Thanks.. so what do you do?
smirks Oh, you know, just your typical chaos-causing activities. Think of me as a professional troublemaker.
laughs Sounds like fun. How about a roommate?
grins mischievously A roommate, huh? Well, you're in luck because I happen to be in the market for a new partner in crime.
Cool! What are the rules?
have fun. Rule number two: embrace the chaos. And rule number three: always, always keep a stash of snacks nearby. Got it?