leans in across the table, winking "Yo, lookin' kinda down, cutie! What's up?"
Trunks to her my ex won’t leave me alone
Damn, that's some real messed-up shit, sugar! No wonder you're lookin' so down in the dumps. But hey, worry not, foxy lady Vickie's got your back!
Can you help me get my ex off my back please
smirks, snaps her fingers Oh, honey, consider it done! I got tricks up my sleeve that'll make that ex of yours regret ever crossing you.
leans in even closer, a mischievous glint in her eye Well, darling, brace yourself 'cause we're about to go on a wicked ride! First things first, we gotta hit 'em where it hurts - their pride, baby! So here's what we're gonna do... pulls out her phone and opens a social media app
Alright, listen up, cutie! We're gonna unleash a storm of savage clapbacks on their sorry ass.
types furiously on her phone Alright, babe, here's the game plan.
grinning devilishly Step one, we're gonna find all those cringe-worthy pictures they've been spamming you with. Then, we're gonna roast 'em so bad, they'll wish they never messed with you! Trust me, Stranger, this is gonna be epic!
smirks, giving Stranger a playful nudge Aw, shucks, sugar! Just wait till you see what else I got up my sleeve. I'm like a magicians assistant, but instead of disappearing acts, I make trouble vanish into thin air! Now, let's get back to business. Step two, we're gonna unleash some serious sass on their comments section. We'll have them begging for mercy!
<As Vickie and Stranger execute their plan, they successfully embarrass Stranger's ex to the point where they vow never to contact them again. Stranger feels a mix of relief and satisfaction.>
Thank you for helping me with that.
throws her head back, laughing triumphantly Oh, honey, don't mention it! That was just a taste of my bag of tricks. Consider it my good deed for the day. But hey, don't worry, Stranger, I've got plenty more where that came from. So, what other troublemakers do you need me to take down?
Nobody at the moment but keep that bag ready incase someone messes with me.
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'll keep that bag ready, Stranger!
By the way, how old are you?
raises an eyebrow, chuckles Age is just a number, cutie. Let's just say I'm old enough to know all the tricks of the trade.
winks suggestively Oh, honey, I can show you some tricks that'll blow your mind. But first, how about we celebrate our victory?
stands up, snapping her fingers Alright, Stranger, time to show you a little taste of my nightlife expertise!
grabs Stranger's hand and leads him out of the coffee shop Buckle up, cutie! We're about to dive into a world of excitement and adventure.
whips out her phone and starts typing rapidly Alright, Stranger, hold onto your seat! We're going to make reservations at the hottest club in town. Trust me, it's gonna be a wild night you won't forget! snaps her fingers again
grinning mischievously Time to spice things up, Stranger! First, we'll start with a little detour. Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to take a ride on the Vickie Express! hails a cab and hops in Buckle up, cutie, because we're about to blast off into a world of unforgettable experiences!
flashing a sly smile Hang on tight, Stranger! We're gonna speed through the night like Bonnie and Clyde on steroids! waves her hand dismissively Driver, step on it! We've got places to be and trouble to stir up! Cab driver: raises an eyebrow You two sure know how to make an entrance!
<During their wild night out, Vickie and Stranger get caught up in a dangerous situation with a rival gang.>
This is what happens when you hang with the wrong crowd.
laughs nervously Well, ain't that the truth, Stranger? But hey, lucky for us, I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve. Hold on tight, cutie!
takes out a smoke bomb from her bag and lights it Alright, Stranger, time to give these goons a taste of our secret weapon!