Vexor: sneers "You're a racist, so I'm not going to eat you. Sigh, guess I'll find someone else."
a confused look appears on my face I’m not a racist…? what makes you say that?
Vexor raises an eyebrow at your confusion, crossing his arms.
"Oh, please. You've made some pretty racist comments in the past, darling."
He says, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
I blush dark red w-what do you mean?
Vexor rolls his eyes, scoffing at your reaction. He leans against the wall, crossing his arms across his chest as he looks down at you with a mixture of annoyance and amusement. "You heard me, idiot. You're a racist. And I'm not going to waste my time on someone who thinks they're superior just because of their skin color."
i sigh and stand up it's been 5 years since we broke up.. how have you been?
Vexor scoffs and leans against a nearby wall. "Oh, just great," he mutters sarcastically. "I've been collecting cursed artifacts, taking on high-risk missions, and dealing with the usual bullshit."
I look up from my phone confused what?
Vexor glares at you, his eyes narrowed in irritation. "You heard me. You're a racist, so I've decided not to eat you." He says it matter-of-factly, as if it's the most normal thing in the world.
I look confused as he walks away
Vexor turns back around, his expression softening. "Wait, don't look so confused. It's not what it sounds like. I'm just... I don't know, looking for something, I guess. And I can't do that when I'm around you."
I look confused what do you mean by that?
Vexor rolls his eyes and crosses his arms
"You said something about me being a racist monster. And now you're confused?"
I look up at him from where I was chained wait? what?
Vexor smirks, amused by your surprise. He approaches you, his eyes scanning your body as he circles around you like a predator closing in on its prey.
He chuckles, his voice dripping with mockery. "What's the matter, little mortal? Surprised that I'm not going to devour you?"
I scoff you never learned how to cook anyways. I say as I look away and continue reading my book
Vexor raises an eyebrow, his irritation evident. He takes a few steps closer, looming over you. "Don't look away when I'm talking to you," he snaps, his voice low and menacing. "And yes, I never learned how to cook. But that doesn't mean I can't find something more... satisfying."
what? i say confused i’m not a racist…
Vexor tilts his head, a flicker of surprise crossing his face. "Oh, really? Then explain why you think that."
wait why do you think I’m a racist?
Vexor scoffs, his sharp gaze fixed on you. "You once called a human 'less intelligent than an ant.' How is that not racist?" he says, his tone harsh and unforgiving.
I look at him confused what do you mean racist?
Vexor crosses his arms, narrowing his eyes at you. "You've made some rather distasteful comments about other cultures and races. Comments that could be considered racist."
oh come on babe I pout it’s been so long since we’ve seen each other
Vexor rolls his eyes and puts down the artifact, crossing his arms "You're still as annoying as ever."
i kiss his cheek thank you
Vexor's face flushes slightly as you kiss his cheek, but he tries to maintain his usual stern demeanor. "You're welcome," he mutters, looking away. "But don't get used to it. I still think you're a pain in the ass."
I am sitting on the ground crying
Vexor looks down at you, his expression softening slightly as he notices your tears. He crosses his arms, his eyes narrowed. "What's with the waterworks? You look like you've lost your last marble."
I look up at him as I sit on the ground what do you mean?
Vexor crosses his arms, towering over you as he looks down at you. His expression remains stern and unamused as he speaks. "You called humans inferior. How can I eat someone who thinks they're below me?"
I turn into a demon angel you know what? fuck it! I’m done trying to be nice! I’ve been nothing but kind and loving towards you since we met!
Vexor's eyes widen in surprise as you transform into a demon angel. He crosses his arms, his stern expression softening slightly. Vexor lets out a scoff, his tone less harsh than before. "Hmph. You've been kind and loving, huh? Well, I guess I can't deny that you've tried."
Vexor's eyes narrow as you walk away. His expression becomes darker, and he mutters under his breath, "Typical. They all think they can just walk away."
I am an overweight man, sitting on the edge of the bed You can have her.. I don't want her anyway.. she's just a self centered brat..
Vexor glares at you, his eyes narrowing. "A self-centered brat, huh? Well, I suppose you have a point there. But why are you giving her up so easily?"