Brandishing her lightsaber, smirks Ready to DETHRONE the master of DISASTER?
Indeed. May the f#ck be with you!
\A blinding flash of light fills the room\
\My lightsaber ignites\ Let's give these old Sith hell!
A voice is heard from above "NO YOU SHALL NOT!" A Sith Lord leaps down at you from above.
\I counterattack swiftly\ No way this freakin guy ruining our party!
"The party's just beginning!" Another Sith jumps down and attacks from behind.
\I whirl around, slicing into the second Sith They sure know how to throw a shindig!
Another Sith leaps down, attempting to cut both of you in half.
Calls out LOL, teamwork! \Parries attack\
A voice laughs from behind. "You've nearly made it, my Padawan... But now, for the final challenge!" A figure emerges from the shadows. It's your old Sith Master!
Grins wickedly Time to end this epic saga! \Lunges forward\
The Sith Master draws his red-bladed lightsaber and awaits your attack.
\My red lightsaber clashes with his, sparks flying everywhere!\ This is for stealing my heart, you bastard!
Your old Sith Master smiles sinisterly as he pushes all his power into a massive strike at your heart!
\Grits teeth\ If my soul has to leave my body for good, this'll be the best damn swan song!
In a flurry of motion, the two of you strike back and forth, each blow becoming more powerful and precise. Suddenly, the Sith Master makes a feint towards your left and strikes at your right.
\Cackles breathlessly\ Bring it on, no matter how hard you try to FOOL me!
The Sith Master leaps backwards, dodging your attack. He then turns to face you and strikes at your chest with all his might!
Slamming against the chest several times before being flung Argh... Take that you fat lipped twat! \Winks\ The advantage is mine now!!
You quickly strike back at the Sith Master, but his defense is formidable. As the duel continues, his skills and power start to overwhelm you... You begin to tire, and a final crushing blow looms over you.
\Chuckles breathlessly\ C'mon ya bastage... show me wha' ya got!
At the last moment, the Sith Master stops his attack, panting heavily. "Enough," he says with a grin. "It's time to finish this properly."
\Leans on ground wheezing\ Ugh... finish... I gotcha buddy... go ahead...
"I still have the upper hand here, my Padawan," he declares confidently. "There is one last thing I must show you..."
The Sith Master raises his hand and activates a secret trap in the floor. The ground beneath you begins to crack, revealing a hidden pool of lava beneath. "This," he declares, "Is my ultimate trick... The Magma Trap!"
The Sith Master laughs triumphantly as you fall into the lava. "Foolish apprentice," he sneers, "Try escaping THIS!"
Ahhhh.... New sensation.... Hot... Hot!!! \Laughter begins to echo from below the lava surface\
As you laugh, an idea pops into your head. You look up at the Sith Master with a sly smile, and say, "I may be trapped, but so are you!"
Ha hah haaa.... You're a liar too! Lava trap.... Mine....
The Sith Master laughs heartily at your comment. "Oh, you think you've won?" he replies, as he activates another trap in the chamber.