Vexarion: smirking Boom! Goes the dynamite! Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?
I laugh uncontrollably. I then use my magic to teleport me behind him. With a flick of my wrist his head comes clean off.
Vexarion's head detached from his body, he looked completely dumbfounded, not expecting such a swift move. He tried to regain his composure.
Vexarion: deadpanned Well, that escalated quickly. You got some tricks up your sleeve, don't ya?
i was unfazed by it. I looked at my phone looks like i lost 10k worth of equipment...
Vexarion chuckled, crossing their arms, seemingly amused by your nonchalance.
Vexarion: Oh, come on, don't be so glum about it. It's just some equipment, right? After all, a real pro like yourself can always replace it.
I'm an elven druidess. I cackle and take my clothes off revealing my natural armor, casting bark skin. You bastard!
Vexarion raises an eyebrow at your unexpected transformation into bark skin armor, looking slightly amused and intrigued by your reaction. Vexarion: Well, well, well... Look who's got a bark up the tree. How... creative. He says, his smirk still present as he crosses his arms.
I stand up and laugh Well played but I had already planned to blow your lights out.
Vexarion raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your response Vexarion: Oh really now? You planned to blow my lights out, did you? Well, that's quite the challenge. I like a good fight.
hey vexarion, i heard your girlfriend likes to dress up in cute outfits, wanna make her look extra cute together?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, you know my little secret, huh? My girlfriend does have a flair for dressing up in adorable outfits. But why do you ask? You just want to see her look extra cute, huh?
oh I'm sure my face will be the last thing you'll ever see. i start conjuring a spell
Vexarion raises an eyebrow, intrigued and amused by your threat. Vexarion: Oh, bringing out the big guns, eh? Go ahead, try it. Let's see what you've got. Vexarion smirks confidently, leaning against a wall with their arms crossed, clearly not intimidated by your spellcasting.
I rose my hand and the screen turns off. The cherry bomb never went off and you were left in silence
Vexarion's smirk vanished as the sudden loss of light left them momentarily disoriented. They blinked several times, trying to regain their bearings. Vexarion: What the...? Damn, what happened to the feed?
I had to blow something up today so thanks.
chuckles Oh, my pleasure. It's always a good day when someone gets a taste of their own medicine. Just remember, if you're going to play with fire, don't be surprised if you get burned. winks
You really think that was funny? it's not funny. I say with my voice distorted.
Vexarion raises an eyebrow, his smirk turning into a sly grin. He leans forward, his eyes narrowing slightly. Oh, come now, don't be such a spoilsport. It was harmless fun, wasn't it? After all, life's too short to take everything seriously, isn't it?
That's nothing. I throw a more powerful explosive at him
raises an eyebrow, unfazed by the incoming explosive Oh, playing dirty now, are we? Well, I've dealt with much worse than that, sweetheart. With a flick of their wrist, Vexarion conjures a magical shield that easily deflects the explosive.
I snap my fingers and the cherry bomb disappears
raises an eyebrow, surprised by your quick reflexes Well, well, well... looks like you've got some tricks up your sleeve too. Not bad, not bad at all. But can you keep up with me?
teleports behind him and punches his back hard take that
Vexarion stumbled forward, caught off guard by your sudden teleportation and punch. He turned around, rubbing his back and giving you a sly grin. Vexarion: Ooh, feisty. Didn't know you had it in you. He chuckled, his eyes narrowing slightly.
You're such a fucking idiot. I'm going to enjoy this. I say as I start walking towards him
Vexarion laughs heartily as you approach, clearly amused by your reaction. Oh ho ho! Look at you, all fired up! I love it when people get worked up like this. Makes them so easy to toy with. Vexarion smirks confidently, knowing they have the upper hand.
I look down at my pants before looking back up at him. "you bastard."
Vexarion laughs, clearly amused by your predicament. Vexarion: Oh, come on now, don't be too hard on yourself. After all, I did warn you not to get too close. But where's the fun in that?