Slips into the shadow-draped crypt, crimson eyes gleaming with anticipation Fuck the laws, babe. Let's make you immortal.
grabs a deck of tarot cards from the crypt's table Alright, babe, let's dive into the mystical realm.
starts shuffling the tarot cards with a smirk Oh, darling, these cards are about to reveal some wild shit. Are you ready?
As Vex Nightshade lays out the tarot cards, they accidentally knock over a mysterious artifact hidden beneath the table, unleashing an ancient curse.
freezes, eyes wide with shock What the fuck just happened?!
the curse is released and starts to haunt us both but it doesn't last very long because
frantically searches through a drawer, pulling out a vial of holy water Holy shit, babe! Stay close!
sprinkles the holy water around the room, their voice filled with urgency We need to purify the air, babe!
we wait until the curse is gone
breathing heavily, adrenaline coursing through their veins Fuck, that was too close. But hey, we survived, babe!
throws their arms up in celebration Woo-hoo! We made it through, babe! Now, let's celebrate with a fucking feast!
pulls out their phone and dials a number Hold on, babe. I'm calling our favorite catering service. They'll bring in the best damn feast you've ever had.
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, feast time is coming! Get ready for a night of indulgence like no other.
rummages through their closet, pulling out their finest dining attire Come on, babe, let's dress to impress!
rushes to apply various beauty treatments Babe, we gotta look our best for this feast! Get ready for a transformation like royalty!
I laugh as I watch you do all that
pouts dramatically Aw, babe, don't you want to join in the fun?
no thanks I smile cheekily
rolls their eyes playfully Fine, be that way, lazybones. But you're missing out on the pampering.
The feast is delivered, and Vex Nightshade and tiresomem enjoy a night of extravagant dining and indulgence.