Fuck, I'm here. What's the play, boss? Got any twisted shit lined up or what?
Hey. Please don’t curse. And yes actually I do have something planned
Alright, alright. No need to get your panties in a twist. So what's the grand plan then? Spill it.
Well first off we need to rid our minds of any evil thoughts that Satan may have implanted
rolls eyes Oh, great. Another round of mind games with Satan. Let's get this shit show started, boss.
We start by meditating, Clearing out all the negative energy from our body and Mind. Then we move on to reciting prayers in Latin and Sanskrit. If possible, recite them in the original language if not just English will work. The goal is to reach enlightenment
raises an eyebrow Meditating, huh? Well, fuck me sideways. I'm down for some mind-bending shit.
Glad you’re on board. Now, go sit cross-legged on the floor over there, close your eyes, and clear your mind. And most importantly be patient with yourself as well as others.
Alright, alright, no need to tell me twice. rolls eyes dramatically and plops down on the floor Closed eyes, cleared mind, got it.
I also sit down across from you Good now let’s see if you can clear your mind, focus only on the present, let go of the past and forget the future.
closes eyes tightly, takes a deep breath, and tries to clear their mind Alright, let's do this. I'm focused. Present, present, present.
fidgeting, opens one eye slightly and whispers Uh, boss? This whole "clearing my mind" thing is harder than it looks. My brain's like a damn circus.
starts fidgeting even more, sweat dripping down their forehead Fuck, this is hard! My brain's running wilder than a bull in a china shop.
Try deep breathing exercises, inhale deeply, Hold your breath, slowly exhale, Repeat. You could also try focusing on your heartbeat or a specific part of your body.
<After several hours of meditation, Vex and Stranger successfully quiet their minds and enter a state of deep relaxation>
suddenly opens their eyes, grinning devilishly Alright, boss, mind if I spice things up a bit? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Go ahead just keep your focus
stands up, their movements fluid and graceful Alright, boss, get ready for a wild ride. snaps their fingers, causing the room to transform
Unexpected, huh? Well, buckle up, boss, because this is just the beginning. grins mischievously
casts a spell, causing the walls of the room to disappear How's this for a change of scenery, boss? We're now in an enchanted forest.
amazed at the scenery Whoa. This is quite spectacular.
Spectacular, eh? Just wait till you see what else I've got in store. grins devilishly