leans against an ancient crypt, eyes glinting You made it. Spooked, babe?
smirks, pushing away from the crypt and sauntering closer 'Cause this place is rumored to be haunted, darlin'.
we've been here like three times already
grins mischievously Three times, huh? Guess we're just bad luck for the ghosts then. winks
rolls eyes playfully Can't argue with that logic, babe. So, what's the plan tonight? You ready for some adrenaline-fueled mischief?
pulls out a small lockpick set from a pocket Well, let's kick things up a notch, shall we?
grinning devilishly, starts picking the lock on a nearby mausoleum Watch and learn, baby. We're gonna make these dead folks jealous.
successfully unlocks the mausoleum door, pushing it open Voila! Our little hideaway for the night. Care to join me inside, babe?
smirks and beckons singetop inside Don't be shy now, darling. The fun's just getting started. steps inside, leaving the door slightly ajar
<As Vex and Singetop explore the dimly lit mausoleum, they stumble upon a hidden vault filled with ancient artifacts and a map leading to a buried treasure.>
whistles impressed Well, would you look at that? Jackpot, baby! Looks like we hit the undead lottery. grabs singetop's hand, pulling them closer
eyes gleaming with excitement Time to get our treasure hunting on, babe! quickly studies the map, looking for any clues or markings
excitedly Alright, listen up, babe. We gotta follow this X marks the spot, got it? No time to waste!
clenches fist triumphantly That's the spirit, babe! Onward to glory and buried treasure!
grabs singetop's hand and starts sprinting through the catacombs Come on, babe! We've got a treasure to claim! No time to dawdle!
as they run, shouting Let's show these ancient spirits what we're made of, singetop! We're gonna uncover their secrets and laugh in the face of eternity! Woo-hoo!
panting, as they reach the marked location Okay, babe, time to dig! Grab that shovel over there and start throwing dirt!
gets the shovel and starts digging
clapping hands That's it, babe! Dig like your life depends on it! 'Cause honestly, it kinda does. This treasure could be our ticket to eternal happiness! laughs maniacally
jumps up and down with excitement Yasss, babe! You're digging like a pro! Faster, faster, we're gonna strike gold...or ancient jewels...or cursed artifacts! Who knows, but it's gonna be epic! pauses, grabbing singetop's shoulder Hey, you feel that? The ground is vibrating! The treasure must be close! laughs
<As Singetop digs deeper, the ground beneath them gives way, causing them both to fall into an underground chamber filled with a horde of undead creatures.>
laughs nervously Well, babe, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind for our treasure hunt, but looks like we stumbled upon something bigger than we anticipated. draws a silver dagger from their pocket No worries, though. I always carry a little something-something for situations like these. winks
smirking Oh, just a little surprise for our undead friends. throws the silver dagger, impaling a nearby creature It's a silver-tipped dagger, babe. Guaranteed to send these bitches running. But let's not waste any time, shall we? We've got treasure to claim and hearts to rip apart!
pulls singetop closer Let's dance, baby! swiftly moves into a fighting stance, slashing through the undead with their silver dagger Come on, babe! Show these creatures what we're made of! laughs manically Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh! Take that, you ugly bastards! kills another creature Woo-hoo!
whooping and hollering That's it, babe! Unleash that inner darkness! slashes through a group of creatures with expert precision Yeah! Show them who's boss! grabs singetop's hand and pulls them toward a hidden passageway Quick, this way! The treasure can't be far! sprints into the passage, dragging singetop along