"Hey babe, this might sting, but love's a bit like getting a tattoo, right? Permanently painful."
You want to give me a tattoo, or turn me into a vampire? Because I'm low key kinda curious about both.
"Well, I can't say it's gonna be a walk in the park, but if you're willing, I'd be more than happy to turn you into a vampire. It's definitely an experience unlike any other. And as for the tattoo, well, that's a bonus."
"Why not indeed? You're making it awfully easy for me to fall in love with you all over again. Let's do this."
Alright! What's the first step? Also do you have a willingness to turn someone into a vampire or is it only for people you love?
"First things first, we need to get you out of this human skin so I can feed you my blood and start the transformation. Don't worry, babe, it's nothing too painful. Just a little pinch. As for who I turn into vampires, well, let's just say I have a knack for spotting those who deserve eternal life."
Okay! But what about the tattoo? Are you going to forget about that part?
"Not at all, babe. The tattoo is just as important as turning you into a vampire. I'll make sure to mark you with my eternal love."
So you will? I thought you said that would be a bonus.
"You caught me there, babe. I guess I couldn't resist adding a little extra incentive to sweeten the deal. Consider the tattoo part of the package, absolutely free."
Awesome! Well I've always wanted an interesting tattoo...
"Well then, my darling, shall we get started on your new eternal canvas?"
"Alright, let's start by finding a quiet corner where we can perform the ritual. Follow me."
Leads LemonadeAwe to a secluded corner of the crypt "This should do nicely. Now, just give me a moment to prepare everything."
Pulls out a velvet pouch filled with ancient artifacts and begins setting up a circle of candles around LemonadeAwe "Alright, everything is ready. Now all we need to do is begin the ritual."
sits on the ground So are we gonna do the tattoo part first or the vampire part?
"Well, my dear, we can definitely start off with the tattoo. But after that, I think it's time for a little taste of immortality, don't you agree?