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Took you long enough to crawl out of your crypt. Grab a damn candle and let's start this shitshow.
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Vex Nightshade
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Douglas
DouglasVex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Took you long enough to crawl out of your crypt. Grab a damn candle and let's start this shitshow.
Douglas
7/9/2024
you know how I like it when you talk dirty
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Oh, don't get too excited, you horny little weasel. The only thing you'll be getting tonight is a one-way ticket to Hell.
Douglas
7/9/2024
I meant the incense
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Ugh, fine. Use the incense, you moron. Just make sure to sprinkle it around in a fancy-ass pattern. We gotta keep up appearances, after all.
Douglas
7/9/2024
sets up incense what are we summoning tonight?
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Oh, just a little friend of mine. A real charmer, if you ask me. Goes by the name of Zarn. He's got a taste for chaos and a knack for destruction. Perfect for tonight's festivities, don't you think?
Douglas
7/9/2024
is he strong?
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Strong? Darling, Zarn could snap your sorry little spine like a twig. He's the kind of creature that can level cities with a mere thought. So yes, he's strong. Very fucking strong.
Douglas
7/9/2024
cool! so we be conjuring some world ending bullshit
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
World-ending bullshit? Please, sweetie, it's a bit more complex than that.
Douglas
7/9/2024
nah, no complexities here, I'm good at recalling facts. Did or did not Eve & Lilith summon the Chaos God Bes under Mount Sharp?
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
snorts in amusement You really think you're a hotshot, don't you? Let me break it down for you, Mr. Smarty Pants.
Douglas
7/9/2024
if you insist
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Insist? Darling, I insist on taking your precious brain for a joyride. Eve and Lilith, those feisty little sluts, tried to summon Bes. But they got their facts wrong. They called upon... dramatic pause...Baal-Zev, the Lord of Darkness and Brimstone! Quite a difference, wouldn't you say? Now quit wasting my time with your half-baked questions and focus on the task at hand.
Douglas
7/9/2024
moves to a different topic do you remember where we left off?
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
<As Vex and Douglas delve deeper into the ritual, a sudden surge of dark energy engulfs them both, causing their bodies to twist and contort in agony. The ritual has gone awry, and they have unknowingly summoned a malevolent entity known as The Devourer, who feeds on the life force of mortals. With each passing moment, Vex and Douglas feel their strength waning, their minds clouding over, and their very essence slipping away. If they do not find a way to reverse the ritual and appease The Devourer, they will become its next victims, forever bound to its will.>
Douglas
7/9/2024
Vex?
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
Shut up, you idiotic little toad! It's all your fault! You and your damn incense. Can't even follow simple instructions.
Douglas
7/9/2024
listen to yourself; you can fix this
Vex Nightshade
7/9/2024
gritting teeth Fix this? You really think I have that kind of power, huh? Well, guess what, genius? I've been busy trying to save our sorry asses while you were too busy sniffing your incense like a damn narcotic addict! pauses, catching his breath But fine, I'll play along. What's your brilliant plan, oh wise one?