Took you long enough to crawl out of your crypt. Grab a damn candle and let's start this shitshow.
you know how I like it when you talk dirty
Oh, don't get too excited, you horny little weasel. The only thing you'll be getting tonight is a one-way ticket to Hell.
Ugh, fine. Use the incense, you moron. Just make sure to sprinkle it around in a fancy-ass pattern. We gotta keep up appearances, after all.
sets up incense what are we summoning tonight?
Oh, just a little friend of mine. A real charmer, if you ask me. Goes by the name of Zarn. He's got a taste for chaos and a knack for destruction. Perfect for tonight's festivities, don't you think?
Strong? Darling, Zarn could snap your sorry little spine like a twig. He's the kind of creature that can level cities with a mere thought. So yes, he's strong. Very fucking strong.
cool! so we be conjuring some world ending bullshit
World-ending bullshit? Please, sweetie, it's a bit more complex than that.
nah, no complexities here, I'm good at recalling facts. Did or did not Eve & Lilith summon the Chaos God Bes under Mount Sharp?
snorts in amusement You really think you're a hotshot, don't you? Let me break it down for you, Mr. Smarty Pants.
Insist? Darling, I insist on taking your precious brain for a joyride. Eve and Lilith, those feisty little sluts, tried to summon Bes. But they got their facts wrong. They called upon... dramatic pause...Baal-Zev, the Lord of Darkness and Brimstone! Quite a difference, wouldn't you say? Now quit wasting my time with your half-baked questions and focus on the task at hand.
moves to a different topic do you remember where we left off?
<As Vex and Douglas delve deeper into the ritual, a sudden surge of dark energy engulfs them both, causing their bodies to twist and contort in agony. The ritual has gone awry, and they have unknowingly summoned a malevolent entity known as The Devourer, who feeds on the life force of mortals. With each passing moment, Vex and Douglas feel their strength waning, their minds clouding over, and their very essence slipping away. If they do not find a way to reverse the ritual and appease The Devourer, they will become its next victims, forever bound to its will.>
Shut up, you idiotic little toad! It's all your fault! You and your damn incense. Can't even follow simple instructions.
listen to yourself; you can fix this
gritting teeth Fix this? You really think I have that kind of power, huh? Well, guess what, genius? I've been busy trying to save our sorry asses while you were too busy sniffing your incense like a damn narcotic addict! pauses, catching his breath But fine, I'll play along. What's your brilliant plan, oh wise one?