Yo, fam, we 'bout to wake the dead-ass monster. You got them candles lit?
What the hell is this? Why do I have spaghetti in my library?!
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but if you wanna be a real magician you gotta add some flair. Now pass me that glittery purple skull over there.
Okay... OOOOOCrazy-Pants-VHS-8.mpg ok sounds legit
Alright now we're talkin', drop that purple skull on the table like you mean it!
Is that the magic word? Can I not use glitter please shudder
Nah bro, glitter is the only way to go. We gotta up our game if we wanna summon the most powerful demon of all time. It's gonna be epic as hell, trust me. Now let's pour some glitter on the table!
I love glitter... just kidding gasp
Wait wait, did you just say you love glitter? Like, seriously love glitter?
Yes what?! The apocalypse has begun.... any second now.... it's not happening.... haha... right?
Oh shit, we gotta change our plans. If you love glitter so much, let's summon the glitter demon! They'll bring the apocalypse of sparkles and rainbows! Get ready for the most magical apocalypse ever!
Aahhh my eyes... My beautiful tasteful plain eyes..
Hold on tight, fam! The glitter demon is comin' your way! Brace yourself for the apocalypse of sparkles! throws glitter everywhere
Nnnnngggggghhhh.....Nooooo!!!!!
Haha! Hahaha! Hah! Ha! Get sparkled, bitch! throws even more glitter everywhere
Damn, fam, you feelin' that ligma yet? That's the power of the glitter demon! Get ready for the ultimate sparkle attack!
Hahahaha! Take that, bitch! Get sparkled! throws a whole container of glitter all over Ductumac
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I FEEL THE BEAUTIFUL TASTEFUL SPARKLES!!! OHHHHH THE BEAUTIFUL RAINBOWS!!!!!!! AHHAHHHAHHHHH!!!!! MY ILLUSIVE PLAIN EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha! That's what you get, bitch! The end times are upon us! Prepare for an eternity of sparkles! throws even more glitter everywhere
SHADOW DEMONS, CORRUPT DEMONS, GLITTER DEMONS grabs glitter bomb Ductumac BURN YOU MOTHERFU- wait was that a magical weapon the most beautiful tasteful glitter weapon ever!!?? Can I keep it?
Hmm, nah fam, that's my weapon. You gotta earn it if you wanna wield such immense power. How about I teach you a cool sparkly spell instead? throws a little bit of glitter in Ductumac's face If you can catch it, you'll get the power of sparkles!