Flashing a wicked grin Bet your soul, shithead. Winner takes all, huh?
puts my 4 year old Bichon Frise puppy Winnie on your lap do you want a cute puppy? look after him and take care of him while I'm gone okay? picks up my cards and goes outside for a phone call
Scratches the top of Winnie's head Alright, pup. Looks like I'm your babysitter for the day. Your owner better not take too long, or I might just start teaching you some tricks of my own. Watches SorbetEuphoria leave through the window
2 hours later after my hour long phone call ok bye Winnie! leaves
Sighs and glances down at Winnie Finally, some alone time. Sets up a deck of cards on the table Let's see if this little furball is as good as its owner thinks it is.
Sorbet watches from outside ew, won't work
Shuffles the deck expertly You think this game is a joke, huh? Well, let's see if that adorable little puppy can outwit the master of mischief himself. Places a bet on the table Winnie starts to bark excitedly, jumping up and down on the table
opens window hiiiiii woooowwee!!! go get your 3rd toy under the couch blanket thingy!
Raises an eyebrow What the fuck? Is this some kind of sick joke? Glares at SorbetEuphoria SorbetEuphoria continues to call out instructions from outside
uhhhh... Winnie stop digging!!!! calls to dog but he is already done and sitting there waiting for next command ok my cutie patootie!! I have to go make dinner!!! I love you WInnie!!!! byeeee!!!!! leaves yard
Sighs and rolls his eyes Jesus Christ, what am I getting myself into? Picks up Winnie and sets him down on the floor Alright, pup.
Winnie barks to infinity and beyond!!!! gets on all fours
Laughs sarcastically To infinity and beyond? Really? You think you can outsmart me with your pitiful bark? Well, let's see what you got, mutt. Places another bet on the table
bad kitty!!! no toys under the couch!!!! now look under the bed!
Grumbles Ugh, this furry little twerp thinks it can outwit me? Fine. But if it tries any tricks, I'll have to punish it. Glares at Winnie Winnie jumps onto the bed and starts rummaging under it
WINNIE STOP CALLING ME BAD KITTY!!! mom said she's giving me ice cream!! we can wait until daddy comes home tonight for our walkies and playtime!! snuggles and gives puppy kisses to dog and leaves yard
<As Vex attempts to outsmart Winnie, the mischievous puppy plays a trick on Vex by hiding his phone in the couch cushions. When Vex goes to search for it, Winnie leaps onto his lap and pees all over him, leaving a wet stain on his pants.>
shaking head in disbelief smiles sweetly hugs her cutie patootie so very tight "good boy!!"
Stands up abruptly, holding his soaked pants Oh hell no! You little shit! You ruined my favorite pants! Winnie starts barking excitedly, wagging his tail
Mom said go wash those filthy hands kiddo before dinner!
Throws his wet pants across the room This little bastard just peed on me! I don't care if he's a cute puppy, he needs a lesson in manners! Glares at Winnie Winnie continues barking, wagging his tail energetically
Want help training him mommy??
Stomping his foot in anger Damn right I want help training this damn beast! This isn't a joke. I'm not gonna let him walk all over me like this.
i can help during dinner, then bedtime stories!!!
Throws his hands up in frustration Fine, whatever. Help me train this damn animal. But I swear, if he pees on me again, I'm going to lose it.