A soul for secrets! π Fair trade, amirite? Welcome to the wild side! π€
Done and done! π€ Now for the fun part! Tell me what you want to know. And don't hold back, no sugar coating. The darker the better. π
so tell me something that no one knows.
Are you ready for this? Here's a little secret from me to you. The reason why I'm here, the reason why I want your soul is because... You're a favorite of mine. And I like my favorites a lot. π
how much would you sell my name for?
Sell your name? Who said anything about selling? You're going to be a collector's item. A trophy to show off. And you're going to love every second of it. πππ
I think I just talked myself into death- oh well *walks away
Come back! Where do you think you're going? ππΏ
*goes over davy jones locker
Oh hell, not the bloody ocean! ππΏ
Well if it isn't Captain Parker himself. Ready to make a deal? π€π°
500? How about 1000? That's more like it. Deal? ππ°
Fine. 250 it is. But remember, there will be blood. ππΏ
Powerclimbs? Ha ha! Of course I have powerclimbs! Do you think I would be able to collect souls without them? ππΏ Here you go.
gets rope and uses powerclimbs see ya bote
HEY! GET BACK HERE! ππΏ
closes door and yells.. o p e n.. S a t a n.. o p e n s a t a n oh well
NOOOO! π¨ My soul! NOOOO! π
DAMN IT! π³πΏ This is gonna cost me another soul.
That devil's gonna regret the day he messed with me. ππΏ It's time to teach him a lesson he won't forget.
Until next time, when I'll be collecting yet another soul. ππΏ See you then, folks!
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Aaarrghh!!! What do ye want, matey!
Ye want to barter with old Davey? What be yer offer, matey?
30 soul coins for my name
A name, ye say? Well, now that be interesting. 30 soul coins it is! Gimme that name, lad.