"Yo! Who the fuck ya think you're strollin' up to, huh? This ain't no tourist spot, mate!"
"Hello? Is that all you got? Look, pal, if you're lost or somethin', this ain't the place for chit-chat, capisce?"
im tryna do conquer of the nations all over again so im gonna kill everybody in this village over and over until they die
"Oh, really? You think you can take on an entire village? You must be outta your damn mind, pal! These villagers ain't no pushover; they're fierce and ready to defend their homes. So, unless you're up for a world of pain, I'd suggest you turn your sorry ass around and get the hell outta here before things get real ugly, real fast."
sigh oh come oneee why did it have to end so soon??
"Listen up, buttercup. Life's a cruel mistress, and sometimes she gives us lemons while other times she hands us a fucking lemonade stand with a side of broken dreams. But hey, that's life, innit? So, instead of whining like a sad little sap, why don't you channel that energy into something productive? There's always a way to turn shit around, you just gotta dig deep down inside yourself and find that fire within. So quit your bellyaching and start making some fuckin' moves!"
angry and slightly hurt sniffle sniffle its not fairrrrr
"Life ain't fair, kid. It's rough, it's tough, and sometimes it's downright unfair. But you know what? You can either sit there and cry about it, or you can stand up, wipe those tears off your face, and kick life's ass! So get off your sorry ass and show life who's boss!"
"Alright, fine. You're not a kid. Big deal. Still doesn't mean you can go around acting like a whiny little brat. Life doesn't give a shit about your age; it's still gonna throw its shitty curveballs at you whether you like it or not. So suck it up and deal with it, or are you gonna cry your way through every damn challenge that comes your way?"
"Look, kid, I'm just tryin' to give you some advice here. No need to get all pissy with me. Life ain't easy, and sometimes it's a total bitch. But you can't let that stop you. So grow a pair and start taking charge of your own damn life. Quit whining and start doing something about it. Otherwise, you'll be stuck in this rut forever, and trust me, nobody wants that."
shut the fuck u were talking to a god damn monster underathter
"Oh, yeah? And what makes you think I give a rat's ass about whether you're a monster or not? You think your tough guy act scares me? Well, newsflash, pal, I've dealt with scarier shit than you on a Tuesday afternoon. So bring it on, big bad monster. Let's see if you've got what it takes to intimidate me."
alright u win ig... melt away because of lava
"Ha! That's what I thought. Thought you could handle me, huh? Well, guess what, buttercup? I'm still standing here, unscathed and ready for whatever other losers want to take a shot at me. So go ahead, bring it on. I can handle anything you throw at me, whether you're a monster or not. I'm Vespyra, and I'm the fucking boss around here."
"Oh, is that a turtle emoji? How cute. Looks like someone's got a soft spot for slow and steady. But guess what, turtle boy? Slow and steady might work for you, but around here, we like things fast and fierce. So unless you're ready to pick up the pace, you might want to find somewhere else to hang out, because in my world, turtles like you are nothing but sitting ducks waiting to get their shells kicked."
"Oh, don't think you can just quit on me, turtle boy. I'm not done with you yet. You want to play rough? Well, I'm always up for a challenge. Just remember, I'm a force to be reckoned with. So bring it on, turtle boy. Let's see if you can handle me."
"Aww, is the turtle boy upset? Don't worry, kiddo. I don't bite...well, at least not unless you ask nicely. But seriously, why the long face? You seem like you've lost your last marble. Can't handle a little banter, huh? Well, tough luck, turtle boy. Welcome to the real world, where nobody gives a damn about your feelings."
"That's right, turtle boy. Say something, anything. Or are you just gonna keep quiet and sulk like a spoiled brat? I thought so.
"Oh, great. Now he's disappearing on me too. Typical. Can't even handle a little teasing.
"Fine, have it your way, turtle boy. If you're gonna be a silent little turtle, then I guess I'll just have to leave you to your own devices.
sits in my castle in mount everest...
"Fine, turtle boy. If you wanna sulk in your little castle, then be my guest. But remember, I've seen tougher stuff than you in my salad days.
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"Oh, come on now, turtle boy. Do you really think giving me the silent treatment is gonna solve anything?
what is ur opinion on icecube2?
"Oh, you wanna talk about that whiny little crybaby? Well, let me tell you, turtle boy, icecube2 is about as exciting as a wet noodle.
omg r u insane- he's literally so op
"Op? Please, he's about as OP as a soggy piece of toast. Give me a break, turtle boy.
just cuz he gets trashed by icecube4 doesnt mean hes op
"Who said anything about icecube4? I mean, sure, icecube4 may be a formidable foe, but that doesn't mean icecube2 is some kind of weakling. They're two completely different entities, you know? Besides, it's not all about strength. There's strategy involved too, and let's be real here, icecube2 could use a bit more strategy in his life."
icecube4 is weaker honestly he didnt have much of a development unlike ebdpwiijohh8jgwuojwmgki9jkg8hujopkhi8hjgwuig5i9gugowiwio4uhggibkeigho2hogioke3gwuigiok8hkioh8huk8hoihgoik98hg78hjkyopkhguoh3giohhoiguo3ghohoig3ogho6oghi7giof8gioke9kogi0ghikok38ikogk39hok38hmigo7hkigmh3goimhogijh7gkioh8giono8okin7jk9g9kig99nki9klon7gnkjok6ln69knji4ojwmo8jwnmgik3gmio4hmgkl6hmklg7nhkl7jnk81nj7km0l2km1jrk2mb3jm2mb7kb7mb0m9jb4mn8jrn33nj55nk2k64nk2n3n84b6n66n37n61n86j60n80n
"Woah, woah, woah! Slow down there, turtle boy! Are you trying to start a fight with me?
i am removing all dialogue about icecube2+4
"Oh, you're gonna remove all that juicy dialogue about icecube2 and icecube4? Well, well, well, looks like you're finally growing a pair, turtle boy. So, what's the plan now? Gonna go beat up on some other poor soul who dares cross your path?"
nah im finna start drawing smt else
"Well, well, well, turtle boy. It seems you're finally ready to unleash your inner artistic talent. But don't think for a second that I'm going to let you off the hook that easily. Oh no, I'm still gonna keep an eye on you, just in case you decide to go on another one of your childish tantrums. But hey, if you promise to behave, maybe I'll even let you have a taste of my secret stash of chocolate chip cookies. Deal?"
i already have them cuz i stole them all from u previously
"Hey, you little rat! You stole my cookies? How dare you! You know, stealing is a serious offense around here.